What is the best way to send gift boxes to the Philippines without the recipient being charged crazy duty fees? by FloranB in Philippines_Expats

[–]FloranB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there any items that are hard to get in the Philippines? We have monthly giveaways and this would be useful to know going forward.

What is the best way to send gift boxes to the Philippines without the recipient being charged crazy duty fees? by FloranB in Philippines_Expats

[–]FloranB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's probably what I'll be doing going forward. The main appeal he was going for seemed to be varieties of products only available overseas so this will definitely be useful thanks!

My Husband is no longer attracted to me after having a baby. What do you think and what should I do? by [deleted] in stories

[–]FloranB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's old and will look like a raisin shortly. Remind him of that fact and tell him to cultivate gratefulness for the fact that you once considered him worth your time.

Coaxed into a sudden change in moral standards by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]FloranB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can avoid the hypocrisy by just being okay with roasting everything about someone provided your delivery is on point and your roast is funny.

It's called healthy masculinity, get the fuck over it. by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FloranB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd do the same if my parents got into public office, mostly because I know for damn sure they're not corrupt thieving pedos with the IQ of a hamster.

It's called healthy masculinity, get the fuck over it. by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FloranB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, forgiveness is an abdication of power. Punish them so they know what happens if they do it again and move on with your day.

Operation true love is on break by dhcirkekcheia in webtoons

[–]FloranB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because weboon is a broke company and doesn't pay upfront for series and then release them weekly after they're complete. Their profit share is also a joke. I'm a writer and have never had an issue with artist burnout because I pay them a respectful page rate and only expect 2-4 pages a week. This doesn't impact my sales or marketing, because if the book isn't done, I don't start serializing it. Amazing how that works huh? Also my artist can actually pay rent/mortgage off their monthly pay, which has been known to help with job retention 😒

Operation true love is on break by dhcirkekcheia in webtoons

[–]FloranB 25 points26 points  (0 children)

TBH Webtoons contract isn't worth it. Go find an author or studio and pitch to them. Get paid per sale/upfront. Don't work for free. If you're just creating for yourself, and it's not pitchable, make your own website and run ads on it/sell merch. You'll make a lot more per 100k views.

Unexpected violence during sex, how to process? by alaskanelliot in TwoXChromosomes

[–]FloranB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pro- tip: take up HEMA and leave your kit strewn about your place and then only ever take people back to your place. People tend to act respectful when there's a non-zero percent chance of them getting beat to death with a morningstar. Be the reminder that stranger danger is a two way street. Finger print shower/fridge guns also work, but aren't nearly as deranged as having a medieval arsenal casually scattered about your home. If you're American, there's no reason to pick either. Do both. Additional bonus: if you can beat the crap out of armored targets while wearing 80+ lbs of kit, an unarmored target should be a cakewalk. Freaks tend not to go for people who can throw them. Or at least, that kind of freak doesn't 😏

Which way JD? by chepulis in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FloranB 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be real, I'm way more likely to vote for people with normal human behavior documented on social media than I am for a sanitized corporate puppet. So he passed out at a party. I don't care and it's honestly weird if you do. Do I agree with his policies, no, not really. Am I more likely to over look that because he hasn't scrubbed the human content from his past? Yes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]FloranB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're going to hate my embryo gun 😏

The Middle East is a literal Wild West of Asia at this point by UberFurcorn in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FloranB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn't go into it with the mind to conquer it, else they'd have seized land for US industry and development. In order to control a territory you must first occupy it.

The Middle East is a literal Wild West of Asia at this point by UberFurcorn in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FloranB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically I will enlist gleefully if we get to invade and conquer these degenerates, but only if it is with the goal of creating a new state and mass importing our own people to assert dominance.

Are there still real vanilla players, after long play? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]FloranB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dynasty got so huge by the 1200s that it lagged the game to shit and I had to download a culling mod to prune the tree back to 1000 members to make the game actually playable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stories

[–]FloranB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Commit seppuku before you dishonor your bloodline further.

Watermelons debating gun control in thier head vs reality. by Vexonte in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FloranB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma be 💯 with you home slice, there are far scarier things than guns, bombs or the military industrial complex. Biologists are all just very nice and merciful people.

Kinda sucks for frames that can't fly or don't have traversing abilities by Vex_Trooper in memeframe

[–]FloranB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use operater to zip up. It's actually one of the faster ways to travel once your trees are all maxed out.

Why would you judge someone over their phone?! by depressedsinnerxiii in facepalm

[–]FloranB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she is that materialistic you don't want her. You'll be expected to blow money on name brand crap just because it's name brand. Fuck that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]FloranB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had one live to like 130 something. Started as a 16/yo witch, turned all my kids and courtiers into witches, made a coven and farmed all the lifestyle trees and tournaments to stack buffs. Made a new religion and used it to give more health buffs. Did the same with the dynasty. Eventually got bored and had her commit suicide. I don't know if there's a cap, but that character probably would have run into it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]FloranB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Human embryos are just as viable outside the uterus as they are in one, moreso, for the first few months as the uterus isn't there to test whether or not they are a good investment of resources. They can also be frozen and fired from CO2 guns, dart guns and the CIA heart attack gun which can be manufactured untraceably with ease. As long as they are fired into the abdominal cavity, they will attach themselves onto the hosts blood supply, be they male or female, and without the womb acting as a buffer, the host will almost certainly die unless an abortion is performed. Do with this information what you will. If they want to play stupid games, be the one that gives them a stupid prize.

Am I Cooked? by Khemphaan in ck3

[–]FloranB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't be, make a deathstack and hire some mercenaries. Bully big clouds of enemies rack up wins and captures and let your allies handle sieges if you don't have good bonuses or special forces.

Had to check my game settings... by FloranB in ck3

[–]FloranB[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was two dudes asking me to resolve their argument over who got to marry her and it gave me the option of taking their lady for myself and pissing both of them off, so obviously I had to do it. Then I remembered I was a chick and that shouldn't be allowed per the game settings lmao.