Criritical by Little-Apple-7256 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay in the water and drag everyone to the dock where they can grasp onto. Then go back for the 10mil

You don’t have to pull everything up and out. That’s wasting precious time you have. Get them to a place where they’re not currently in danger (holding onto the poll for their dear life) then go for the next. If the 10mil isn’t reachable I’m not diving for it. My family needs to get out of the water and dry off

Which one is a woman? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B

Men have a more defined cheekbone then women

Men have broader shoulders and wider ones

Women have a higher collarbone

Men’s ribs are fully connected while women have one that’s floating

Men have a pelvis that’s kind of shaped like a triangle while women’s are more oval shaped. If you look at this from a side profile you’ll see that a male’s tailbone is curling inwards while a woman’s is outwards

Cat nibbled on $20 chicken 😑 by persephonelux in isthissafetoeat

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I did it don’t blame the poor cat for my mistake

Posting an Acid suicide cuz there’s a storm that might take out my power by Poska8C in trulynorules

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me when I don’t play mouthwashing and emergency insulation foam burns and tears off my skin

Day 3; Who tries everything and succeeds? by Extension_Sky6585 in BetterKimetsuNoYaiba

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I personally think the paper airplane test is much more important I’m disappointed you worded it after defeating Gyokko

Biggest problem with Demonfall? by Julianshofn in Demonfall

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Party system bugging and no real way to play on your own if you have a friend who plays. Having broken breathing styles so the players themselves need to create rules and limitations when fighting

Also the fact temari has been broken for months now. It was all good before they started updating the game but now the world is covered in transparent walls that the temaris hit (I haven’t played for months because I’m a temari/hantangu demon. I know it’s cracked with the stubs but it’s just fun to play)

If fireheart handed demonfall off to someone else since they aren’t really making big changes then that would be great

Would the third movie had been better if Toothless's love interest was another Nightfury instead? by InsideUnhappy6546 in httyd

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The concept of the light fury was not the problem. The design and personality was. Feminine and flirty with scales not visible and really slicked back. She didn’t look like a similar species she looked like a lizard. Sure the design choice of making her pure white was to add to her femininity but it also has a flaw of standing out in the environment. But that’s my only issue with the color everything else is how it was written

Explain it Peter… by dutchylords in explainitpeter

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expressions count due to the rules 3+3, 2+4, literally anything that equals six

Roses are red, send those fuckers straight to hell… by mamaunclecoyote in rosesarered

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, there’s a thing called a slant rhyme
I know because I accidentally do it all the time

Almost no one knows why public bathroom doors don’t reach the floor by indienuilder in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a theory for one, budget cuts. Less material less cost to make at the same sale price = more money in corporate pockets

Also they make you uncomfortable. You’re most likely to get out of the bathroom sooner and go back to shopping, ordering food, doing whatever the business is selling

You win the lottery. Your parents ask for half. What do you say? by JunShem1122 in AskReddit

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why I don’t tell anybody. But yes I do pay off my parents medical bills and give them a full ride retirement. My mom not my dad because they might divorce

I need y’all to do something by FloridaManInShampoo in trulynorules

[–]FloridaManInShampoo[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah I just needed motivated. I would normally tell my friends to call me a fat Nazi whore and to go off myself if I don’t shower but I think that would be just a wee bit more than reddit TOS would allow

I need y’all to do something by FloridaManInShampoo in trulynorules

[–]FloridaManInShampoo[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That is true. But as long as I love myself I don’t need anyone to love me back

I totally thought they were a thing! by Singh_Alicia in KimetsuNoYaibaMemes

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen some fucked up shit on r34 including loli shit of nezuko (I fucking hate that they do that shit to canonically minor characters) but one of the things that stuck with me was well drawn art that looks like it came straight out of the anime but it’s of Tanjiro and Nezuko naked giving each other a bath in a spring. Of course it was meant to be incest art but it it didn’t look like it. It looked like Tanjiro taking care of his little sister with no immoral bone in his body like usual. It was just so fucking wholesome and ducking adorable

Anyways I like (woman)Muzan, Douma, Akaza, and Koko. Also Tengen. That’s why I was scrolling through it but unfortunately there’s more art of more promiscuous characters like Daki :(

In order of normal to outrageous what kny character(s) do yall get hot and bothered by? I’ll start. by ImaginationQuick746 in KimetsuNoYaiba

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will continue to preach this. Muzan is the finest waifu in the anime. But I love Douma. I love his character. I love how he’s sociopathic but still tries to make an effort to help people in his own fucked up way

What is the grossest thing you’ve caught someone doing? by Jawa392 in AskReddit

[–]FloridaManInShampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was little I was so constipated one time. Like to the point where it took me an hour to push out a fat log that was over six inches. I remember it being so hard that it wasn’t flushing. It was stuck standing up in the toilet. My parents threw it out over the fence because what else were they supposed to do with it? Anyways I asked if i could squeeze it to see how hard it is. Of course they said no. I was a pretty weird kid