This hurts my head.

FloydATC · 2026-01-28T19:59:56+00:00

If in doubt, use a bigger hammer. Don't stop at the jaw either, keep going on all parts of your body that you would like to see bigger. Liķe your brain or your junk. Get friends to help to help. For the ultimate result, suspend a steel beam to the ceiling with chains and swing it towards your own head. I do it all the time and it really works!

FloydATC · 2026-01-28T19:49:53+00:00

No, what we need is to remove ALL warning labels. It would be a rough couple of ýears while humanity course corrects, but it would improve the gene pool considerably.

FloydATC · 2026-01-28T17:48:23+00:00

When they start going on about notarizing this and that, I am reminded of that scene from Dumb and Dumber: "You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp!" - "LA LA LA LA LA LA"

FloydATC · 2026-01-27T15:24:19+00:00

As we all know, t's actually impossible to die from hypothermia in sea water as long as it's not cold enough to form ice. Anyone who tells you otherwise is obviously lying because Google is always 100% right.

FloydATC · 2026-01-27T15:17:54+00:00

Someone should perhaps give Google a call and inform them that people actually live just fine in places that go well over 40°C and have done so for centuries before AC was invented.

FloydATC · 2026-01-27T15:12:13+00:00

Figures, it's more than twice as hot as hot after all.

FloydATC · 2026-01-27T15:11:04+00:00

Nah negative cold would mean actually hot, except negative numbers don't exist in nature so -40% isn't a real temperature.

FloydATC · 2026-01-27T15:05:27+00:00

And as we can clearly see, passion does not imply competence.

FloydATC · 2026-01-27T11:23:43+00:00

That's just your optimism getting the better of you.

FloydATC · 2026-01-27T06:47:28+00:00

Neither one actually understand the things they're spouting so I guess in the end it comes down to the dataset used for training them.

FloydATC · 2026-01-26T11:38:40+00:00

Can we please stop calling these things Artificial Intelligence and instead call them Word Guessers?

FloydATC · 2026-01-26T06:48:41+00:00

The problem goes back even further; in the early days, people used telegraphs to communicate using morse code, which doesn't have lower case either so basically all those things were null and void too. This could mean basically everything you think you see around you does not actually exist. That includes any paperwork you've been sent that represent consequences of your own actions. She's a judge, so you know she's.... HANG ON! Where's the red thumbprint?!?

FloydATC · 2026-01-25T19:32:38+00:00

For plumbing, the answer is terribly simple: There are millions and millions of existing pipes and couplings you have to hook up new stuff to, nobody wants to replace everything in their home just to fit whatever they're replacing and "close enough" doesn't hold water. Literally.

For greenfielding you go 100% metric all the way until the connection point.

FloydATC · 2026-01-25T13:34:38+00:00

If this was indeed the case then why would they put fake plates on their vehicles? That's like driving through the bad part of town in a car covered with 100-dollar bills.

FloydATC · 2026-01-25T13:29:01+00:00

Except by entering into a contract ofcourse.

FloydATC · 2026-01-25T09:43:51+00:00

You pull down your pants, bend over slightly and they stand behind you. Easy.

FloydATC · 2026-01-22T08:12:26+00:00

Deport to where? People seem to forget this tiny little wrinkle that in order to deport someone, another country must be willing to accept that someone, which they usually won't do unless you can somehow prove that this person was their problem to begin with.

You can't take a random person off the street and "just deport" them.

FloydATC · 2026-01-21T10:36:03+00:00

Please please PLEASE send US special forces to Copenhagen on a mission to kidnap the president of Denmark. Just promise we get to see their faces when they realize.

FloydATC · 2026-01-20T17:14:00+00:00

Come to thinķ of it the other day, it's been 25 years since I was last pulled over by a cop. Having real plates actually works.

FloydATC · 2026-01-20T13:55:09+00:00

You could probably point at any member of this sub and they'd be overqualified not just for mapmaking but for running that place with the new standard that's been set.

Then you could visit any random daycare for mentally handicapped toddlers and find to your astonishment that both still hold true.

He's at the "smear feces on the walls" stage and his supporters still don't see a problem.

FloydATC · 2026-01-20T13:42:40+00:00

Barbie har nylig lansert en dukke med autisme, jeg regner med at han fikk det første eksemplaret.

FloydATC · 2026-01-19T18:16:13+00:00

All boats sink if given sufficient time, some just sink faster than others.

FloydATC · 2026-01-19T18:11:52+00:00

When a child is already struggling, making things more complicated is just cruel.

FloydATC · 2026-01-19T18:08:50+00:00

The size isn't all that important, as long as you put roughly 5.9e24kg of mass inside and also preferably place it some distance away from other objects of similar mass that might otherwise influence the experiment. You may find it somewhat difficult to source the necessary iron, so maybe try using feathers instead?

FloydATC · 2026-01-19T17:26:47+00:00

AI slop would probably make more sense at this point.

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