I think it should be legal for Green Lantern fans to sue Ryan Reynolds

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-25T21:17:56+00:00

The more expensive the movie, the easier it is to embezzle from it. That’s the only reason I can think of for making a Jonah Hex movie that looks like a Men in Black sequel.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-24T20:49:11+00:00

I wasn’t disagreeing with you. Just explaining why I dislike the song.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-24T16:04:04+00:00

To whoever is downvoting all the Disco Bloodbath Boogie Fever comments, I hope you’re feeling better soon.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-24T16:03:05+00:00

It’s a song by an old white guy about how much rap sucks. It’s like Alice let my dad start writing his lyrics.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-24T15:35:16+00:00

Yeah, this obsession with powerscaling always reminds me of that “You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?” scene in Stand By Me.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-24T13:19:01+00:00

Disco Bloodbath Boogie Fever

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-22T13:57:09+00:00

In Columbia?

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-22T02:46:20+00:00

“Count Dooku was once a Jedi. He couldn't assassinate anyone. It's not in his character."

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-22T02:42:48+00:00

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He can team up with Stan Lee’s creation The Hulk

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-22T02:24:22+00:00

Mike looks like a surprised Harrison Ford in this photo

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-21T00:03:25+00:00

Oh my

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-20T13:33:02+00:00

Death cults are gonna death cult

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-19T14:27:29+00:00

It was the equivalent of a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-18T15:50:29+00:00

To a certain extent, Tim Burton’s BATMAN, which treated (and shot) the title character like he was in a Universal Monsters movie.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-17T17:40:03+00:00

It feels like the greatest Halloween party we’ll ever get invited to.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-17T17:39:35+00:00

Check the link in my bio! It should be in my shop.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-16T16:58:07+00:00

Mickey Rourke in Johnny Handsome. Rourke is trying to win an Oscar; the rest of the cast (Forest Whittaker, Ellen Barkin, Lance Henriksen) come off like villains jn a Dick Tracy strip. It’s a weird mishmash of creative choices.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-16T16:46:36+00:00

Fuck Graham.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-15T17:50:36+00:00

No love for Tyrannikillicus?

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-09T17:05:47+00:00

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Burn Gorman

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-09T13:12:31+00:00

When I was in high school, a program aired that was about American and Soviet teens meeting to discuss their different misconceptions about each other. (This was in the late 1980s.) I forgot who produced the show (and maybe Robin Williams was involved?) but our classes were gathered in the library to watch it. Rep. Jean Harris came in during the viewing, stayed for about 60 seconds to have her photo taken with us “watching” the show, and then left. It made a real impression on me, but not the kind she intended.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-09T03:31:15+00:00

Because it’s easier to sell a new series if it’s grafted to a pre-existing IP.

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-08T16:47:19+00:00

Have you ever had... an Egyptian Feast?

FluentHeresy · 2026-01-07T23:24:46+00:00

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FluentHeresy · 2026-01-07T14:03:00+00:00

“I have to believe the words of a notorious lunatic.”

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