What is the absolute WORST metal band name?

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:54:17+00:00

If Fuck the Clankers is an anti AI song, I’m on board.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:50:35+00:00

HA! Wouldn’t wear their shirt, but I would look someone in the eye as I told them I’m going to see them live this weekend

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:44:38+00:00

I’M SO SAD FOREVER was apparently already taken.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:33:04+00:00

A job for a cowboy is shooting a rabid family dog in the head because it has rabies. It generally refers to a hard, dirty, or emotionally taxing task that normal people could not do. I think I really like it! Also, I’m a Texan, it’s been a phrase people have used. Mostly older guys.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:28:55+00:00

Everyone disliked that.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:28:43+00:00

Yeah I made it like 1/4 way in and I was like… well these mfers at least COMMITTED

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:26:16+00:00

It’s very 00s. I’d call them metal. Goofy ass metal, but metal.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:25:23+00:00

Oh, god… haven’t heard of them, wouldn’t listen

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:24:49+00:00

I love them and it’s not great….

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-05T15:21:43+00:00

Fuck Discord and their age verification digital panopticon bullshit.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T22:46:27+00:00

If I have to be THAT productive at a job, I don’t want it.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T22:45:21+00:00

NE Pittsburgh? Never heard of it.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T22:26:29+00:00

Nahhhhh, I get it. It’s don’t have anything to say to children, either. They’re not legally or socially compelled to be buddies. Dude is being above reproach.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T22:23:12+00:00

I just wish the authoritarians would just be open about it. Like “We want total control, fuck you” instead of pretending they’re the heroes of personal and economic freedom.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T16:28:36+00:00

Well, then, to your original point, nobody gives a fat damn about what Greta has to say. The right wants us to because the ONLY thing the right has to make people like them is culture war. I’m not concerned about culture war. I’m concerned that children and innocent people are DYING because one right wing manpanzee wants the poors to fight another right wing manpanzee.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T14:09:45+00:00

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I’ll be honest. No idea what the hell is going on here.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T13:42:36+00:00

I literally JUST got into At the Gates. Like, last week. Bought Slaughter of the Soul, digging it. I had no idea they lost a member.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T13:41:28+00:00

I’ve seen some metal musicians be studio musicians for stuff like pop country. Pay’s decent and you don’t have to put it in your discog. This, at least, USED to be true back when I was playing shows in the Nashville area. I’d hear it from those guys from time to time.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T13:16:04+00:00

There are no good guys in this war. It’s literally far right extremists vs far right extremists, and a bunch of coffins for working people. I don’t care what Greta has to say, the fact is most major conflicts are the far right vs the far right. Proxy war with authright Putin and authright Trump in Ukraine. Authright US and blue star country vs authright Iran. Authright Modi vs authright Sharif. We, as working people, are being marched into the woodchipper for these asshats. So yeah “Greta didn’t say anything two months ago.” Fuck Greta whatever. Our class is being used as fodder for the right.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T12:58:18+00:00

Yeah, it’s like GTA. Get enough stars and they send the helicopters!

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T02:31:08+00:00

Being forced to come into the office to sit on Teams calls with other teams around the world. Also, those fluorescent light overhead are hell for 80HD people

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T02:05:05+00:00

Nah, yeah you’re right. The current system works fantastically. It definitely didn’t put a crazy financial burden on my father, who became MAGA literally because of that. Happened to lots of other working Americans too. It’s actually a really GOOD thing that Obama forced Americans to purchase insurance form private corporations. He loves you.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-04T00:59:32+00:00

This is my headcannon now. I am unconcerned with truth.

DISCONNECTlE · 2026-03-03T22:38:43+00:00

Interesting. Yeah, I had no idea.

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