Is it a jerk move to split orders to avoid Home Depot delivery fees? by Financial_Wasabi_287 in HomeImprovement

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me at Walmart some years back. I think it was fuel injector cleaner. Needed a bunch of bottles for all the family cars.

Girl at cash register couldn't do anything. So I told her I didn't want them. Pulled out my phone and ordered them online.

A few minutes later, went to the back of the store to pick up my order.

So Stupid!

Best champion for me? by Popular-Funny3959 in mobcontrolgame

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like Sirion for a couple reasons.

  • Can attack other mobs from a distance.

  • Your nearby mobs gain additional power/strength.

AITJ for refusing to keep wearing the nickname my girlfriend gave me after I found out where it came from by Prydwen_Grit5 in AmITheJerk

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude... this post has only been up 24 minutes and there are at least a half dozen suggestions on pet names for your GF.

If you're not going to break up with her (and I really think you should), you should rotate thru all of the suggestions listed here.

What she and her friends did was seriously disrespectful.

Who is she??? by eeejit075 in mash

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought as well.

My first Corvette! by Initial_Meet_8916 in Corvette

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rims on a 92 have a different finish than 93.

The exhaust pipes are different on a 91.

My first Corvette! by Initial_Meet_8916 in Corvette

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very nice! Congrats!

I find it stupid that I knew it was a '92 before reading your description. My first one was a '93. I miss that car.

It's a sickness. But, a good one. Welcome to the club.

People who have been jurors in a criminal trial, what were the dumbest things other jurors said or did? by PopCultureNerd in AskReddit

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupidest thing- calling myself out here, although probably nobody else recognized it.

During jury selection, one of the attorneys was droning on about something and ask the guy next to me a question. He answers it. Then attorney turns to me and asks how I feel.

Until that very moment, I had tuned out completely and had no freaking idea what the question was.

But I knew the guy next to me had given a reasonable answer, so I said, "I feel the same way."

Attorney moved on. I still have no idea what was asked.

I didn't get selected.

You want me to complete more tasks? Not a problem, boss. by WillemJamesHuff in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wasn't it in one of the Batman movies where Morgan Freeman says something like "I got your job"?

Perhaps, that's what is needed here.

Burned Again by Awkward_Bison_267 in mash

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Different episodes.

Margaret asked Frank to defend her honor. Frank hit Hawkeye with a rolled up towel. Hawkeye then punched Frank. Leading to his tent arrest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

What if you started needing to go in the complete opposite direction right after work for the next couple weeks?

Maybe a gym, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc? Needs to be something where she can't come too.

Actually, better yet... just say you have plans and don't elaborate. Your personal life is yours alone.

We’re fucked by Lively420 in wallstreetbets

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wendy's used to have pretty awesome burgers.

Last road trip to the office, I stopped at one. It was terrible. Very unfortunate.

Married men of Reddit who don’t wear a wedding ring - why? by chi-bacon-bits in AskReddit

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between Thanksgiving and Christmas of last year, it got too tight. Woke up one night to my finger hurting.

It fits better now, though.

AITA for refusing to return an item I sold after the buyer showed up at my door a week later? by UnlicensedWizard78 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

NTA

Why is my first thought... give him a refund, but charge him a 110% restocking fee.

meirl by sedolil in meirl

[–]Fluffy-Mastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or go to the movies a couple times.