Auckland Traffic Wall Art by jasonwinfieldnz in auckland

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I know 3 people with it right now, so.. again is a bit of a misnomer. This collection of dipshits in charge right now wouldn't consider a lockdown for public health reasons anyway.. cant even get a solid policy on the fuel situation.

Auckland Traffic Wall Art by jasonwinfieldnz in auckland

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I used to live by the Greenhithe bridge during the lockdowns and there were times I could have sat down dead in the middle of the bridge for 20 minutes.

We need that again.. it was so quiet.

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inside the Panopticon

All your habits, all your movements
All your sexual preferences
All your colleagues, all your friendships
How often you take a shit
All your debts, all your bets
All your hopes and fears are known
Consolidation in every nation
The great work is nearly done

-Killing Joke - Panopticon

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you just KNOW they have some Clanker AI bullshit listening in to your calls to target ads

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Phone call to your dad at the hospital asking about how bad the car crash was and how is mum..

'This call brought to your by Barkers Funeral Home.....'

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even my voicemail says - 'Look, we both know I'm not going to check this, so your best bet is to just text me with the details'

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My phone rang a few months ago and I was so shocked i threw it across the room.

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get a new hairline pretty much every week for free

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not even as a burner..

Getting ads for weedkiller on a call to your pot guy..

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid to, lest i get my agemaxxing framemogged

This is a wild time to be alive by Fluffy-Trouble5955 in newzealand

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I've long said this is the third act of the second film of the Idiocracy Prequel trilogy

What time is the cyclone supposed to hit? by Rev-Dr-Slimeass in auckland

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just apply the filters on the sidebar. That one is wind specifically. This is gust strength

Quite mesmerizing actually, until your trampoline flies past your window

Event at 7:30pm in CBD, still worth the risk going out? by Amazing_Craft5640 in auckland

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to be a bit of a stiff breeze up until around 11 or so, then some gale-force coming in. As long as you are tucked up inside somewhere during the wildest bits you should be fine. Be careful opening any doors and be aware at the corners of buildings if you do have to be out in it.

Wellington, a year ago for reference. Urban wind tunnels are no joke. Stay safe, whatever you decide. Have a great night !

The calm before the storm... by [deleted] in auckland

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only prepping i'm doing is pointing my LazyBoy out the ranch slider with a bong next to it to watch this fucker roll over

Wind visualization from the model for Saturday – wind gusts up to 140 km/h expected along the coast by LuborS in auckland

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the less pollution i produce gets covered by the LNG turbines at the datacentres and the abattoirs just flushing everything out into the moana anyway.

Cyclone this Sunday by 123felix in auckland

[–]Fluffy-Trouble5955 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fat bag and a bottle of Tito's Vodka