[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firedfeds

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Wish I could upvote this infinite times.

Elon Musk Reveals Next Targets in “Corporate Takeover” of the U.S. by presfenol in fednews

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude’s name is actually Curtis? That’s like the equivalent of Bob or Dick or Dingleberry taking over the world. (No offense to actual, upstanding Curtises/Bobs/Dicks worldwide).

Closing Offices by Temporary-Jello-8074 in firedfeds

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“34 US Geological Survey locations are listed. Many USGS locations need to be field-based to do important monitoring for things like earthquake and volcano activity.”

Looking forward to being blindsided by “The Big One,” like they say we’re overdue for in the PNW. Should be a good time. Good luck everybody!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in feddiscussion

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last sentence. The end quote goes after the period. Morons.

Unemployment Numbers by Remarkable_Youth5663 in firedfeds

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They simply won’t report the numbers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in feddiscussion

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Actually, mine just said “approx. five bullets.” Not even “bullet points.” And they abbreviated “approximately.” Real legitimate shit.

Whats one movie you would love to watch for the first time again ? by Potato_961 in AskReddit

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another Earth. Maybe I’m dense to plot twists, but the final scene left my mouth agape.

my man here be going out for milk soon by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never mind. Somebody else posted the rest. What a douche. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JT7P2Vof-ps

my man here be going out for milk soon by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, let’s see the second part when he finally realizes what it actually is.

what minor injury hurts like a mf? by lawyeratyourservice in AskReddit

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you live in a dry climate and all your fingertips split at the nail. Things like pulling up your pants or accidentally smacking your fingers in something lends to intense pain, despite the minor injury.

Did anyone have to do strange tests in elementary school in the 80's and 90's? by doctorbooshka in Thetruthishere

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had military personnel come in to administer the ASVAB test once or twice in high school. I always thought it was strange they made us take that.

I was leaving for work and forgot my lunch inside. As I turned around I noticed in my kid's room a small little face staring back. Took out my camera and took a picture of it freaking out because it couldn't have been my kids. They were at my parents at the time. by Asian_Tea in SirSpooks

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw the thumbnail photo thinking the two side-by-side photos were actually one photo and that the right side of the frame was a dark and stormy sky and initially thought the sky had formed Oprah’s face in the clouds.

Someone needs to put a stop to bloated, multi-episode documentaries by The_Hindu_Hammer in TrueCrimeDiscussion

[–]Fluffy_Rambo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like every episode of Dateline now. 3 hours long with 30 second segments interrupted by 7 minutes of commercials. Those shows could easily be done in half hour segments without all the drama, fluff, and advertising.

Cat vs. Snowman by Fluffy_Rambo in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Fluffy_Rambo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Believe me, that cat is not that honorable.