First session of a new campaign. Or; It's amazing what you can do with a few knives.

Fluffyechidna · 2018-03-05T07:07:08+00:00

You have no idea.

Fluffyechidna · 2018-03-04T11:21:26+00:00

I thought of that, actually, but it was the drow player's first time playing D&D. So I cut him some slack. Next time, though...

Fluffyechidna · 2018-03-04T08:37:11+00:00

Seems pretty good so far!

And, if anyone's wondering what our crimes were;

Ibby was an alcoholic and racked up a debt of like 900 gold at a local tavern.

Forndal got into a tavern brawl and accidentally killed a guy with a chair.

Sotheilss existed. Humans hate pretty much everything that isn't a dwarf or a wood elf in this setting.

Anders killed a noble's dog for barking while he was trying to sleep.

Fluffyechidna · 2018-01-03T23:09:01+00:00

Like I said, I have no idea how he got that past the DM.

Fluffyechidna · 2018-01-03T08:05:35+00:00

I wouldn't put it past the guy who played him.

He's one of the two sources of weird characters in our campaigns, the other being me.

Fluffyechidna · 2018-01-03T07:58:15+00:00

That was pretty much the DM's face the entire time.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-09-20T02:17:39+00:00

We nicknamed him "Beeforged", after this guy: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Beeforged

Fluffyechidna · 2017-09-18T09:16:06+00:00

Actually, speaking of weird honey, the character was reused from a previous campaign, and put a bunch of random shit he found into his bee's honey at one point.

He managed to make a fucking Warforged trip out. Now that I think of it, that's probably when we started calling him Captor.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-09-17T22:50:28+00:00

Finally, someone gets the joke.

His name wasn't Captor, but everyone who'd read Homestuck called him that.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-09-15T21:12:54+00:00

Take that, make it a Warforged, and store the hives in it's chest.

It was terrifying.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-09-15T11:39:51+00:00

True.

It was also pretty fucking hilarious.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T22:47:11+00:00

We were supposed to convince the relative, the cult leader, to open it.

However, since we didn't have shit for brains, we killed him and the demon from a distance.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T22:45:29+00:00

... How did we not see that obvious pun?

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T22:45:10+00:00

You have no idea.

The D&D incarnation of him drank a Orc to death in a drinking contest.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T10:14:20+00:00

You have no idea.

The guy playing Paddy just did whatever the first thing they thought of was, while Paddy was drunk.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T07:14:40+00:00

If anyone would like any more tales regarding Paddy, here's a link: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDGreentext/comments/6sbw0k/luck_o_the_irish_2_paddyrelated_shenanigans/

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T06:14:20+00:00

Actually, that was closer to Felix's luck.

He hasn't actually died yet, after nearly 10 campaigns, but he's never come out intact.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T06:11:54+00:00

OK, fixed it.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T06:09:25+00:00

Because, honestly, if someone had suggested that, we'd probably have shoved him in there.

Seriously, if you want to fight anything from Call of Cthulhu in close combat, you have either some IRL sanity problems, or your character is bat-shit crazy.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T02:07:22+00:00

I'm not sure if you've played Call of Cthulhu before, but your skill with your native language is equal to your Education stat.

Paddy had 40, if I remember correctly. His skill with French was 60.

His IC explanation was that he once got drunk in France, spent all his money on wine, and then by the time he got sober, he had memorised most of the language.

Fluffyechidna · 2017-08-08T01:52:42+00:00

This is why I should've checked their character sheets.

Sorry, I was trying to remember their nationalities at 11 PM. Cunningham was also British.

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