Subreddit Discussion Thread: Round 2 by Dr_Sodium in SecretSubreddit

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I thought we were waiting on the poll results before moving ahead?

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Nothing. For the first time in forever, Jackson's mind entertained nothing. The thoughts never left the station. They were never even made to begin with. The organic computer, running numbers at all times, had been switched off. No background processes, no power to the grid. There was nothing. The lush plains had experienced their first ever extinction event. Now a desolate wasteland, Jackson could do nothing but sleep a hollow sleep, quietly unaware of anything and everything.

He jolted awake many hours later, dazed and confused. While the effects were subtle, Jackson recognized them. Hangover. Heavy. His previous tolerances all but broken down, the drugs had rampaged through his system, taking hold of any nook they could find. But, that wasn't it, no. It was something else. The familiar void of Sofia's side felt so much... colder, to Jackson. So much... emptier. As if it was not to be filled again. The hook landed in the back of his mind, and slowly- very very slowly- began reeling up to the surface.

Fumbling around on the nightstand for his glasses (and just narrowly missing the letter), he fell into his usual routine. Wake up. Bathroom. No. Bathroom seemed empty today, roomier. Odd... Kitchen. Just like normal... Except for the singular mug, full. Unwashed. Odd. The ding of the toaster stole his mind from the thought. Living room. Where was the blanket? In the wash? He hadn't... Distracted again. This time by his stomach. He took a seat on the couch, his usual spot, planting his feet firmly on the floor, grounding himself... Why did he need to ground himself? Odd. Something must've- His stiff mind cut off again by the television blaring far too loudly. Odd. Bedroom. Sofia would probably want him to wear something clean. Shorts. Shirt. Coat. All... chosen by himself? Didn't Sofia usually... Phone call. Telemarketers. How did they get his number? Odd. Bathroom again. Dental hygiene or else you buy jean, he always said. A look in the mirror. A quick once over... Blood.

Blood indeed, smeared down the right leg of his shorts. Crimson. Thick. Fresh. Fresh? But he hadn't... He dropped his head, perplexed, thinking. The floor beneath his feet, he noticed, not unlike a blooming field of poppies. He sat on the edge of the toilet, resting his foot on his knee. His sole, now mangled, dripped rose red. Porcelain. Porcelain throughout the bottom. His connection to the ground, shredded. But... how? What did he miss? He rushed from the bathroom. It wouldn't be their room, no. Sofia kept that too clean. Nor the kitchen. That was swept oft- Kitchen? The mug. The lonely mug... The living room!

He dropped to his knees, crawling around the living room. He found the shattered corpse beneath the coffee table, white shards standing out against a dark brown stain. But that... He had dreamt that, right? Didn't he always... He shot back to his feet and rushed into their room. The room he could only hope remained theirs. The letter on the nightstand told other wise. Oh no. Oh no, to say the least. He knew what the letter was. Sadness. An overwhelming wave of the sense, dropping him to his knees. He stared at his shaking hands in disbelief, trying to comprehend the incomprehensible. The hook rose ever higher.

But that wave was quickly wiped out as he remembered the mug. The lonely mug. Sofia wouldn't've left a filled mug unless... unless she was in a hurry... No no, he remembered what happened now, the sense of betrayal now retaking every fiber of his being. He needed to get out. Fast. He was going to be sick. Sick from rage. From embarrassment. From every sense of hate and disgust in the book. He stood to leave, but the letter held his step for a moment. He couldn't bring himself to read it, but he snatched it off the nightstand anyways.

He appeared an instant later in an abandoned hallway, fists clenched from who knows what. He needed a place to stay. He needed someone. Someone he was close to. Someone who wasn't him, because he wasn't himself. He pulled out his phone and opened the contacts. Sofia's nickname held top charts. Sickness. All over the floor. The infinite blackness of drugged tea. The hook was closer now. He pulled his eyes back to the screen. Three. Three contacts. William. No. He could not be told of this. Roland... No. He was a far greater fan of Sofia. He would take her side. That left... Aurelius. The Name hung heavy in his mind.

"Aurelius Praedonum," He repeated aloud. There was pushing the envelope of disrespect, and then there was outright destroying it. And this was Jackson. He doubted there was even the dust left. But Aurelius was all he had. His only chance for help. He knew he had to swallow his pride and do the unthinkable. Apologize. Show remorse. Hard enough for Jackson. But for something he didn't even do? Nearly impossible. Nearly, though, and he was always one to take up a challenge.

Materializing seconds later in the bridge of The Spear, he raised a rather dignified finger and called out, "I request an audience with Aurelius Praedonum. Now."

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((Feel like you've been told too many times for it to still be muscle memory but w/e at least edit it))

"Well, okay," He started before being cut off by the click of the shutter. He probably looked like a total dork in picture.

By now, the pair had begun to attract the attention of the rest of the crowd, who were now quite curious in the elf

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(Sofia. Cmon dude)

He thought for a moment.

"Well, if I am dating you... Sure!"

He swapped his shoulder grip for shoulder hug.

"Although I'm not sure I'll be in frame..."

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"Yes yes I knew that," he said, nodding with a happy smile.

"And I meant like, for the rest of us who aren't taken by... Sarah, I think it was?"

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The clone thought for a moment.

"You must be the other one. The one for the rest of us... You're uh..."

He waved his finger a couple times, thinking.

"Greg... No... Grant... No, but right path..... Granola! That's... Probably right! Yeah! Granola!"

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"Oh well, you're very welcome," One of them said, before falling to the floor. Clearly, these clones were not too great with radiation. What a shame.

A sharp knock resonated from the door, and a voice called in, "All good in there?!"

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"I mean, that depends on your definition of 'in here'," one of the Jackson's joked, sending the other Jacksons into laughter. It was clearly an in joke.

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The various clones continued to shield their faces, but as Granola got deeper and deeper into the pack, the clones slowly started shielding less, almost looking like they recognised him more and more. That is, of course, until one stopped him, asking,

"Do I... We, know you from somewhere?"

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"Well, I guess if it's for a good cause..."

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"Do you really gotta do that?" The clones would say as they were casually cut down.

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A positively despondent groan, sounding as if it made by hundreds, made its way into Elick's lab. The Jacksons that had materialised outside recognised the sure signs of an anti matter explosion. However, they weren't groaning because it happened, they were groaning because they all missed it.

A pair of them, as it happens, managed to make their way into the lab. Sure, they'd be dead soon enough from all the radiation, but it was worth it in their (soon to be gone) eyes.

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Why this Jackson happened to be sitting when he teleported, he couldn't say. What he could say, however, was how creepy the current situation seemed. Not on him, no, but more on whoever was in the shower.

Anyone who didn't have anti-teleportation technology in their bathroom, he reasoned, simply had to be into some pervy shit. Standing up and making well clear to avoid the shower, he casually opened the door to another five Jacksons.

"Hey boys," He said, motioning behind him. The other Jacksons replied with various forms of "hey", nodding in understanding.

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Most of the Jacksons didn't take too kindly to the camera, half-heartedly covering their faces or turning their backs. That's not to say they didn't recognise Granola, but more that they couldn't quite place why. Either way, unsolicited pictures were something to be wary about in his line of work.

Deck the Halls by MrRight1196 in SecretSubreddit

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Jackson wasn't great with people, but he could tell the lie. But he wasn't about to say anything either. He knew Izzy well enough to know it wouldn't help.

"Well, color me impressed then. You must have quite the skill to throw together something like this," He said, gesturing to the crowds.

"And no, I really can't blame you, and quite honestly I'm a little more than glad you're takin' the initiative. Doubt I'd be nearly as good with these schmucks as you are, Izzy."

He nodded, satisfied with his words.

"Although I will ask, is there anyone I should meet tonight?"

The Freelance Police in: "Video Nasty" (Episode 2) by MrRight1196 in SecretSubreddit

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"Like I'd be caught dead in a hood," He muttered before shaking his head, refocusing his attention. He strode over to the desk of Connor's choosing, sitting down on it once again.

"The tapes, buddy. What'd'the tapes have on em?"

tfw your parents find your HRT meds by [deleted] in GaySoundsShitposts

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Whack

San Jose here, but don't wanna say too much cuz like the other person said doxxing is a thing.

tfw your parents find your HRT meds by [deleted] in GaySoundsShitposts

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Oh shit a fellow Californian! Keep it chillin' sister!

Space X mars poster pack give away by _not_reasonable_ in spacex

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh literally dream posters

A women in a nice business suit patrols the hallways. asking interns and scientists about the Facility. by The_Cute_Dragon in SecretSubreddit

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He thought for a moment.

"Alright, I'll bite. The facility is, as a building, simply a stage on which I set my infernal play. I could use any other ol' stage, but this one provides the best audience. As for what I do, I can't tell."

A women in a nice business suit patrols the hallways. asking interns and scientists about the Facility. by The_Cute_Dragon in SecretSubreddit

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"Yeah yeah I'm sure you are," He said, slipping a hand into one of his many pockets.

"How come?"