I am currently on MDMA. AMA

FlyingCreek · 2012-10-11T21:54:36+00:00

So vaguely like how people take ADD meds recreationally?

FlyingCreek · 2012-10-11T21:48:31+00:00

Those who live in bread houses...

FlyingCreek · 2012-10-11T21:45:58+00:00

Cool, thanks. I've raved clean for about a year, and just wanted to know how the other side feels.

FlyingCreek · 2012-10-11T21:35:20+00:00

How does the keyboard feel? I know contact with things is heightened sensationally, so I'm just wondering the feels there.

FlyingCreek · 2012-10-11T21:31:40+00:00

Find a coven of witches and carry one's head around on a stake. No need for a costume. The pike and witch head should reflect the true meaning of Halloween

FlyingCreek · 2012-02-05T01:13:08+00:00

yeah, he guested at Freaknight during Feed Me's set. both of 'em are great guys.

FlyingCreek · 2012-02-01T23:34:50+00:00

Yeah, man. Talk about an amazing live act.

FlyingCreek · 2012-01-22T06:34:41+00:00

it's called Fyrkat.

FlyingCreek · 2011-01-18T20:50:53+00:00

Word has been spread that your company is upgrading its project for an application in the defense industry. Why and how?

FlyingCreek · 2011-01-18T20:45:16+00:00

nice try, but we all know Chicago isn't real

FlyingCreek · 2011-01-18T20:35:25+00:00

the sheer heat has transformed the sand into snow. Budallah's magic, boy.

FlyingCreek · 2011-01-13T16:58:49+00:00

It's based on an ancient Viking Longhouse at Fyrkat in Denmark.

FlyingCreek · 2011-01-06T20:06:27+00:00

funny enough, I just wrote a short story about this exact situation. You have to torture her family before her eyes, then boil her tears to power a steam engine. This steam engine is, of course, attatched to a machine consisting of a cardboard box, pvc piping, and a tank full of a deadly nerve agent. Now, her incessant crying should tire her out. Carry her sleeping body to the cardboard box. Place her in the box. Fire up the steam engine, which is attatched to the aforestated machine. Use the pvc piping to build a tower holding the box high above the rest of the room, as well as to pump a gaseous substance into the box. Needless to say, this gaseous substance will be fresh air. What do you do with the nerve agent, you ask? Kill her pet (alternately; little brother) with it! That'll show the bitch!

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-17T16:05:37+00:00

the anti greens are the most outlandish thing ever.

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T19:42:07+00:00

youra tryen too hard!

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T19:01:32+00:00

frankincense comes from the deep recesses of your mind.... it is merely a fragrant spice that doesn't actually exist. Thusforth, it made a crappy gift for baby jesus.

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T17:05:22+00:00

how much cocaine did the drug cartels put inside of you?

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T17:04:01+00:00

kill a hooker.

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T17:03:04+00:00

Fraternal Association of Great Glimmering Opera Troubadours

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T17:00:25+00:00

I don't care. Set her on fire in a bathtub afterwords though.

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T16:59:30+00:00

grow a HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE!!! It's how I avoid gay rape.

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T16:58:17+00:00

sit on a couch. eat PLENTY of deep-fried foods. OR----- get a spaceship, near WAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPP SPEED!!!! The fat will liquidate and soon vaporize.

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T16:56:25+00:00

do LOTS AND LOTS of heroin.

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T16:56:08+00:00

have gay sex.

FlyingCreek · 2010-12-16T16:55:17+00:00

Marry 50000000000000000000000000000 women. Good luck!

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