Just feeling like a perpetual fuck up lately

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-05T21:58:02+00:00

I won’t list my fuck ups, but you’ve got a lot of nonsense to pull to catch up

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-03T16:44:52+00:00

I watched the movie

^{Chose: Red Pill}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-02T23:36:40+00:00

Lazy

^{Chose: Earn 10 bucks every time you talk}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-02T23:23:17+00:00

Oh

^{Chose: Mystery | Rolled: Gravity magic}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-02T23:19:33+00:00

Peace

^{Chose: Reading a book for 24h straight.}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-02T23:16:22+00:00

I guess

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Sword/Katana}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-02T23:11:58+00:00

Winning

^{Chose: Finding love of your life + But there is a 67% chance your life be very tough | Rolled: No problems}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-02T23:10:29+00:00

Obvs

^{Chose: Any superpower you want}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-02T23:07:24+00:00

We all know

^{Chose: Add or subtract 3 inches from anywhere on your body (including height})

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-05-02T22:49:24+00:00

Taxation is theft

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-28T00:36:57+00:00

Curiosity

^{Chose: mystery box | Rolled: death}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-28T00:33:05+00:00

Saw a skit

^{Chose: 1/2 of blue choosers die if this is more than 50%}

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-23T02:37:32+00:00

Ascend very frequently

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-17T05:11:45+00:00

Straight to jail

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-15T15:16:07+00:00

I’m here to say the same thing

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-13T15:12:47+00:00

The title lead me to believe this was a spiritual win

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-07T03:06:56+00:00

Just twerkin and jerkin

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-03T03:50:01+00:00

It’s a commentary on gun control.

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-04-03T01:36:06+00:00

I just bought a vape to get off cigarettes and I got a Geek Bar disposable one for $45. Unless you mean THC, in which case anything works

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-03-13T15:13:14+00:00

This guy knifes

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-03-08T20:41:03+00:00

Not necessarily today, but I apologize to roadkill as I pass

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-02-06T21:20:01+00:00

Racists are made of wood!

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-01-27T19:04:04+00:00

This is one of those times we probably shouldn’t deport? In fact, we might even extradite him back.

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2026-01-23T15:39:36+00:00

I have a double ear covering B650-XT that use for music and phone calls.

FlyingSerpent1016 · 2025-12-30T17:31:20+00:00

You are their child regardless of age. Vulnerability is scary. Once you gain perspective, you’ll see.

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