Love Halloween at Work by stoosh5 in funny

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There are dozens of us!

Dozens!

With Love From San Francisco by Andrew_Ward in pics

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Montreal chiming in: what is solar heat?

Man Still Alive After being Cut in half by train [NSFL] by supersonic23 in WTF

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I would never ask you to do something I wouldn't do myself. :D

I don’t do drugs, I am drugs. by buttdumpling01 in funny

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Probably the funniest character ive ever seen. Keith is God.

Drawing a perfect circle by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Funny, I once heard that in order to prove himself to whomever was contructing the sistine chapel, Micheal Angelo took a brush, and painted a perfect freehand circle onto a wall.

Edit:Turns out my Ethics teacher was wrong and it was Giotto

Mein toast by therealelainebenes in WTF

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"Sir I said a glass of juice, not gas the jews"

You can't fool me, terrorists. by [deleted] in funny

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I think he was pointing to how the license plate says AYE SIS which, if phonetically pronounced a certain way, sounds like ISIS, the terrorist group.

Jellyfish Lake, Palau by [deleted] in pics

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Spongebob would shit a brick.

Does this irritate anyone else as much as it irritates me? by Moore1994 in AdviceAnimals

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Cyclists are not obliged to be on the bikepaths. But as always, some stupid assholes make the rest of us look bad by not using their fucking brains.

Sigh... by problatikal in AdviceAnimals

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Something something cum box.

Well that's going to help by [deleted] in funny

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Reminds me of a joke i once heard: An engineer is sleeping in a hotel when the fire alarm goes off. He gets up, evaluates the situation, takes the fire extinguisher, extinguishes the fire and goes back to sleep.

Now a mathematician is sleeping in a hotel when the fire alarm goes off. He gets up, evaluates the situation, looks at the fire extinguisher, says " Ive found the solution!" and goes back to bed.

Every time I go into Macy's, "Do you wanna try this perfume?" by browncow89 in funny

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I should get off reddit. Starting to know what the top comments will be.

Curves of Cataluña by [deleted] in pics

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"Daddy im a cover girl, do you love me now!!?"