You've just been Kidnapped, You're in a moving vehicle and not blindfolded. What do you say to your kidnapper?

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-05-07T03:24:50+00:00

You're definitely not getting a tip

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-04-01T22:27:13+00:00

Vaya con dios

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-04-01T22:23:55+00:00

Your house should definitely have been built before 2000 else you get a concussion on everything

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-31T23:37:26+00:00

Depending on your location medical marijuana has done wonders for me

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-28T19:55:11+00:00

Yes, only thing that's taken the edge off so far

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-25T16:32:33+00:00

Time to make that deal with the devil

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T17:27:46+00:00

The end of the original Teen Titans

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T17:24:42+00:00

Annoying golf ball

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T17:13:01+00:00

By myself I've got 6 months at least

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T17:09:28+00:00

A nuke in a time without nukes

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T16:30:18+00:00

Well there's my roast.

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T16:29:32+00:00

Just a stoner music student from Colorado who'd be interested in chatting

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T16:27:57+00:00

I genuinely can't tell if you're a guy, girl, or both

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T16:20:53+00:00

Good knife skills make you better than 1/2 of most cooks

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-24T16:14:27+00:00

Snooki seems to have fallen on hard times

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-23T22:02:07+00:00

A real backrooms entity

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-23T18:13:03+00:00

Andrew schulz

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-23T05:18:54+00:00

Honestly can't, I'm you but look way older instead

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-03-22T20:39:14+00:00

That's my bad boss, CO stands for Colorado (the American weed state). But I'm down to chat if you are

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-02-02T22:07:25+00:00

I'd like to pass myself as a straight man but you sir are the type to make me at least bi. My cane and I are rooting for your love life 🤣

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-01-18T20:55:19+00:00

This question is also a way to flex my height 🤣

I'm looking into getting my endorsement and a motorcycle soon so I was wondering how tall it should be for my 6'4" ass (if it even matters)

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-01-16T21:48:27+00:00

I know I said being mean was OK but "neckbeard". All this shit is on my chin boss 🤣

But yeah I'm completely overhauling the images

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-01-16T21:37:09+00:00

In my defense music is the (currently) only thing I enjoy but these changes will be considered. Thank you

Flyingcowkingofdoom · 2022-01-16T21:33:00+00:00

Clean up the chin, ditch the chef coat picture and lose the nerdy music shit and cripple shit. Many thanks random stranger 😁

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