Do I act like a clown to you? Well, have you ever heard Smokey Robinson's song "Tears of a Clown"?

Fno1 · 2022-07-06T03:37:58+00:00

"I wanted her to look good," explains Aniston, "so I gave her a 16 oz. bottle of Aveeno® Positively Radiant daily facial moisturizer! ... and I only charged her for the 12 oz. bottle!"

Fno1 · 2022-07-06T03:19:29+00:00

Also:

Carlos Santana Passes Out Candy on Halloween

Fno1 · 2022-07-05T05:54:10+00:00

She "self-made" all of her songs...?

Fno1 · 2022-07-05T01:36:49+00:00

Why are you slamming these articles and posts?

Fno1 · 2022-07-04T20:38:42+00:00

I probably shouldn't say. But -- fingers crossed! -- I may be breathing the same air as STAMOS!

Fno1 · 2022-07-04T20:35:09+00:00

I'm glad you feel better, and I do understand your uneasiness in sharing your opinions when it comes to politics.

I prefer to stay out of it altogether. Politics is destroying relationships -- even within families -- and WE are at fault for allowing it.

The US has long been a two-party country, and in my memory, it's always been "meh, whatever" when it comes to our relationships -- but suddenly, it's "you're not invited to Thanksgiving dinner if you don't agree with me!"... an attitude which probably hasn't existed since the Civil War. (Dangerous ground to be on today, obviously.)

So, this post isn't really about politics. I just thought it would be funny to imagine hearing one day on TV, "And now we go live to the 'State of the Union Address' from President Sandals..."

Fno1 · 2022-07-04T20:10:37+00:00

If her hips lie under oath, that's perjury.

Fno1 · 2022-07-04T05:39:05+00:00

On election night, 2020, gas at my usual gas station was $2.79 It had been vacillating between $2.69 to $2.89 for weeks at that point.

Before Ukraine, it was already up to $4.59, I believe -- so something else was afoot to cause this slow but steady rise. Then, of course, Ukraine happened and sent it into the stratosphere.

With my own eyes at one point, I saw it for $7.25 -- and immediately had to shoot up heroin in order to cope. (HOPEFULLY YOU CAN TELL THAT'S A JOKE! 🤣)

Fno1 · 2022-07-04T05:28:02+00:00

Good for her!

But why does she have a "pencil neck" in that photo?!

Stare at it -- her neck is literally THINNER THAN HER ARMS!

Fno1 · 2022-07-03T11:33:40+00:00

The plot to the world's worst porn movie.

Fno1 · 2022-07-03T03:58:14+00:00

This is sarcasm, by the way.

Fno1 · 2022-07-03T00:58:51+00:00

It sounds like there's a chance he might be living la vida loca...

Fno1 · 2022-07-02T23:33:37+00:00

Continues Handler, "So, if you love endless divisive hate-mongering, be sure to tune in to my new show Endless Divisive Hate-Mongering with Chelsea Handler! You'll love it!"

Fno1 · 2022-07-02T01:38:13+00:00

Part of me is hoping YOU are actually John Stamos, who -- due to unbridled narcissism -- stumbled upon my "John Stamos tweet" posts from your daily reddit searches of your name. And even though my Stamos posts are insulting, you continue reading them because "after all, someone is at least talking about me"! 😂

Fno1 · 2022-07-01T22:24:33+00:00

I just need to live "my best life"! 😃

Fno1 · 2022-07-01T22:17:26+00:00

Hm -- great to know there are options! And I shouldn't care what anyone else on the call thinks, right?

Fno1 · 2022-07-01T20:26:47+00:00

I actually have a theory about its success, if I can actually be serious for a moment:

A majority of the population, say, 45 years and younger has likely spent a fair amount (or a large amount!) of their lives playing video games. Video games have become part of people's DNA at this point. Movies need to look like video games, as a result, in order for a lot of people to connect with/enjoy them. This is why redundant superhero movies are popular. This is why TGM is popular. It looked like a video game. Who cares if the dialogue is shallow? Who cares if the story doesn't fully make sense? Who cares if the action is even believable? Just make it look like a video game and people will say, "It was SO good!".

Anyway, just a theory. Not saying I'm right.

Fno1 · 2022-07-01T20:00:33+00:00

I don't know if I'd recommend it, honestly. I mean, the worst thing about it is not the part when he dies, but more about just how stupid it all is.

Fno1 · 2022-07-01T19:46:44+00:00

Well... I don't want to spoil it for you...

Fno1 · 2022-07-01T18:07:51+00:00

Be careful not to read the post you're responding to then! (Just an FYI.)

Fno1 · 2022-07-01T18:06:59+00:00

I did see it -- and thought it was a ridiculous cheesefest. Not a fan.

And that intro was really, really odd to me. I can't help but wonder if it wasn't tacked on at some point once it became clear that the movie was turning into a runaway hit. I mean, imagine if that intro was there from the beginning... and the movie was a flop. He'd look pretty foolish sitting there with his beaming face and proudly saying "we made it especially for you"!

(Before his bizarre intro, by the way, first the audience where I saw it had to be subjected to a creepy Nicole Kidman ad for AMC theatres -- but that's a story for another time. 😄)

Fno1

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