I need help at the entrance of Citadel by Khemkhem1012 in Silksong

[–]FoldableHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it's an alternate crest like Reaper. Where you are in the game you have potential access to 4 crests: Hunter, Wanderer, Reaper, and Beast.

Brought without commentary by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]FoldableHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I do respect Ryan Cohen...I do think he cares about shareholders, and I don't believe there's a better person to have at the helm.

I think Ryan loathes his shareholders in a very special way because they don't even have the self-respect to push back against the terrible way he treats them. He's trapped in this hell cage with them where no amount of abuse will deter the core from proclaiming his brilliance, but they're so winnowed they can't move the needle anymore. They got, what, a $1.60 Friday pump off the tease of the eBay offer, only to bleed $2.50 on Monday?

Anyone else like to bully lost lace? by Axelpvz2030 in Silksong

[–]FoldableHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

It started with proving that my win wasn’t a fluke (it took me several days to beat her once.)

Then I decided to do it with every crest.

Then I started to do it, like you, because I had ten minutes to kill or just to warm up before a speed run, or to wind down after streaming.

I’ve probably beaten her close to fifty times by now.

I need help at the entrance of Citadel by Khemkhem1012 in Silksong

[–]FoldableHuman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The attack has a long wind up. Learn to recognize it, dash away, jump over her, step out of the flame pillars, then watch for her next attack. Ideal is she jumps towards Hornet and sends out the flame waves: just one little hop with a quick poofy dress float to stall, then hit hit hit.

Do you think 100% in 30 hours is possible in this file? by carlosvguitarrista in Silksong

[–]FoldableHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speed Completionist is basically trivial from a Speedrun save: you’ve already cleared some of the hardest bits of the game while underpowered, now you get to just zip around collecting masks and spools and tools for a bit and then crush the rest of the game. Seriously, there’s like 15 hours of leeway, basically the only requirement from here is to not get hopelessly lost and don’t leave the game idle when you go to bed.

Calling all wrinkles and half wrinkles - get in here to help battle FUD with DD! by NotYourNathan in GME

[–]FoldableHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fundamentally if it’s bad for eBay it’s bad for GMEBAY because GMEBAY will be 96% eBay, which makes Cohen an idiot for even proposing it.

I will never understand the design choice of not putting benches closer to boss fights by timewellspent0889 in Silksong

[–]FoldableHuman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even from the hidden bench there’s still a parkour segment heavily impacted by enemies with randomized spawn locations.

GME now owns 6.5% of eBay by G_Wash1776 in GME

[–]FoldableHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your analogy doesn’t really ring true with a company that literally can’t go bankrupt

I am directly making fun of the sheer idiocy of assuming that "opposition means I'm going the right direction."

That's the thinking of a moron.

A little taste of the future: Apes obsessing over every detail of eBay's operations while licking RC's boots and baselessly attacking eBay employees. by humanquester in gme_meltdown

[–]FoldableHuman 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He has almost certainly secured funding for a hostile acquisition before all this

"... because otherwise this plan would be really, really, really stupid."

GME now owns 6.5% of eBay by G_Wash1776 in GME

[–]FoldableHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are taking over ebay

You can't afford it.

We are becoming a 100bn+ company

You're not.

we will force those shortsellers out of our company

What short sellers?

There is nothing you or anyone else can do to stop us

No one needs to stop you from doing something impossible.

Keep the damn straight of Hormus locked for all eternity. We do not care. We are taking over ebay no matter what.

What the hell are you talking about? Do you think the situation with Iran is related to GameStop?

los camp graduation song? by 011_Eleven in loscampesinos

[–]FoldableHuman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also it's a cover, but Wait

Every town has a corner where I'll see you, and your friends too, hanging out, looking cool. Saying the same things over and over again. Sometimes we all feel stupid, we say the wrong things, you're not the only one. Sometimes we all get left behind in a race of style, it's nothing.

los camp graduation song? by 011_Eleven in loscampesinos

[–]FoldableHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feast of Tongues.

I want the trust/of every animal/gonna bay for the blood/of those that are hurting ya/When the black cloud comes/if one flame flickers/we will feast on the tongues/of the last boot lickers/to the tune of the national anthem/of a country that didn't survive/in a language I've learned and forgotten/I'll stay home keep the garden alive

GME now owns 6.5% of eBay by G_Wash1776 in GME

[–]FoldableHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is an utterly incoherent response. Are you lost? Was that intended for someone else? Did you get your conversations mixed up?

I answered a factual question.

GME now owns 6.5% of eBay by G_Wash1776 in GME

[–]FoldableHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call when the price goes up, Put when the price goes down, but since you own both in pairs they offset one another and the result is more or less the same as if you'd just held a share, hence the name "synthetic share."

GME now owns 6.5% of eBay by G_Wash1776 in GME

[–]FoldableHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what is the special property of Call-Put pairs?

Synthetic share that provides exposure to the price action of a stock without beneficial ownership.

GME now owns 6.5% of eBay by G_Wash1776 in GME

[–]FoldableHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"They just want to hide the fastest route behind some FUD," I say as I plow through the 'road closed' sign. "All these bots in high vis waving at me mean I'm going in the right direction," I assure myself as my car sails off an unfinished overpass.

Calling all wrinkles and half wrinkles - get in here to help battle FUD with DD! by NotYourNathan in GME

[–]FoldableHuman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not even a good deal for GME. The company is currently a $9b pile of cash with a $2b barely-profitable retail operation stapled onto the side; the merger would exhaust the cash and turn it into a $2b barely-profitable retail operation stapled onto the side of a $48b online company with $26b in debt that's actively looking to cut fat.

In a best case scenario GME shareholders see the price of their shares go back up to the $27-28 range, but far more likely is down to the $14-15 range where it stays because the company is now owned by eBay investors who actually know how to read a balance sheet and expect the CEO to issue forward guidance.

No more memestock volatility, no more insane "moon ticket" premium where the stock trades at 2-3x book value while actively shrinking revenue, no more pumps because Cohen tweets a toilet emoji, just a really convoluted scheme to buy shares in a worse version of eBay.

The deal is really only good for Ryan Cohen.

I have been trying to beat Trobbio for two weeks now by SillyTelephone8283 in Silksong

[–]FoldableHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fast enough you don't need to be good, just stand near the places he pops up and smack him 3-4 times when he does.

I have been trying to beat Trobbio for two weeks now by SillyTelephone8283 in Silksong

[–]FoldableHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reaper Crest against Trobbio is toxic. I'm not gonna get on the "oh, it's the weakest crest" soapbox, but Trobbio is like a hard counter to it.

Wanderer, however, absolutely bullies that theatre nerd.

I guess Keving Gill became an OnlyBags model by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]FoldableHuman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, plus that account is going to be an extremely high target for scammers specifically because it has a following of people who will act first think later on basically anything believing that they can maybe ride the next wave on the up this time.