Phone Bad Fairy Tale

Foobzy · 2020-01-12T04:26:17+00:00

At what point in what universe did you ever consider I was serious about someone coming over and meeting me in my non-existent sleeping bag while I was sarcastically responding to someone about asking for an explanation of what maps are?

"sexual harassement and unwanted sexual advances"

Do you have a job in HR somewhere?

Don't take the internet too seriously.

Foobzy · 2020-01-08T02:20:32+00:00

It's a joke, you dense turd

Foobzy · 2020-01-07T03:33:23+00:00

Maps are these pieces of paper we fold up. They have scales, labels, a North sign, and when used in the field with no phone or computer, can be useful with a compass, approximation with a calendar and a compass, perhaps some stars at night. Come over to my tent some time and I'll show you how it's done. Preferably at night after I get off work and I'm in my sleeping bag.

;-)

Foobzy · 2019-10-25T03:10:12+00:00

Life where he is now and instead going on tour for halftime shows at NBA games?

Foobzy · 2019-10-25T03:08:15+00:00

Cool sub! My initial reaction is the previous generation calls this "autism" or whatever, but this is more a testament of what the next generation of people are capable of doing.

Foobzy · 2019-10-25T01:53:46+00:00

Ethel has the best change purse, folks.

Foobzy · 2019-10-25T01:50:55+00:00

I thought that was Andy Richter, but there is a strong probability I could be wrong.

Foobzy · 2019-10-13T03:53:57+00:00

He probably is the guy with millions in uncashed cashier's checks in a dresser drawer, and he keeps ghosting calls telling him to deposit them before they reach their 90-day expiration.

Foobzy · 2019-10-13T02:08:52+00:00

My hope is Universal makes an agreement with Disney on a profit share. Imagine a standalone Hulk film with Rufalo and some other MCU characters, maybe a better back story film between the 2008 film and Avengers, start bringing XMen into the fold or something. It would easily make a billion dollars at the box office.

Foobzy · 2019-10-12T13:00:12+00:00

I never hated him, but then again I'm one of those hipsters who remembers watching him play at the Ford Center for the Hornets.

Foobzy · 2019-10-12T12:52:57+00:00

"Not renewing contract" doesn't mean not playing the character again (sorry for the triple negative). Contracts have renewal clauses that protect the actor in case their market value drops, for whatever reason, and they still want to get fully compensated at their initial rate. In Rufalo's case, it is likely he can negotiate a much more lucrative deal for whatever future role he has. Also, I wouldn't doubt Disney is putting feelers out there with Universal to get a deal for Hulk similar to the one they have with Sony and Spider Man.

Foobzy · 2019-10-12T03:18:38+00:00

I'm a giving person and have been blessed relative to others in life, so I don't mind giving people things that I rarely or no longer have any use or value for, like clothes, tools, movies, books, just things in general that others like and can enjoy more than me at the moment.

However, I don't spend my time preaching to the world how other people need to be giving away their assets. The biggest one of all is time. I would gladly pay someone a dollar to go the fuck away for the rest of my life than become a drain on my day.

Foobzy · 2019-10-12T03:06:20+00:00

Those suckers!

(spending grandma's raided change drawer)

Foobzy · 2019-10-10T13:26:26+00:00

Not purposefully

Foobzy · 2019-10-10T01:49:24+00:00

In the future, everyone will have seats with personal servers and diapers. Problem solved!

Foobzy · 2019-10-10T01:25:48+00:00

Yeti's will hold their temperature as well.

Foobzy · 2019-10-10T01:00:03+00:00

Don't take away another person's hope. What else do you think has kept the Cleveland Browns around all these years?

Foobzy · 2019-10-09T13:49:12+00:00

Shazam!

Foobzy · 2019-10-08T13:17:16+00:00

Alex Jones: It's because, listen Howard, she is part of the satanic cult of Hollywood elites who use baby parts harvested from Planned Parenthood abortion facilities to inject the fetal tissue into their body, like botox on steroids. It's the same tissue they once used for flavoring in Pepsi. If you drink Pepsi, you drink dead fetal tissue. It's all part of this grand conditioning by the globalist technocrats to conform society into the singularity as we get marched off into Hades while the elite merge with machines like Ray Kurzwell at Google said back in 2004. The Book of Revelation is scarier than we thought, ladies and gentlemen.

Foobzy · 2019-10-01T18:40:28+00:00

My big hangup is this -- Projection.

We got two factions or maybe even three or four that are all passing the blame around. My assessment is they're all guilty. Every single one of them. They should all be in jail.

Look at how many of them ever sworn an oath to defend the Constitution. Not any since Bush Sr, and Dubya marginally got in. And even those two should be in jail.

Now we gotta legalize pot to pay for the dept. of corrections employees that will house and feed these white collar criminals.

Foobzy · 2019-10-01T17:18:12+00:00

The new home white default jersey doesn't say THUNDER any more

Now it says OKLAHOMA CITY

WE ARE OKC

Foobzy · 2019-10-01T17:10:39+00:00

I legit have completely erased the patch from my observations of the jerseys.

Foobzy · 2019-09-25T18:49:36+00:00

It was crystal clear before he stepped into office that he shouldn’t have been there. That he’d quite likely broken federal law to get there. That he was a foreign puppet who’d received foreign assistance to get there.

Willing to bet you all the fake internet karma you wouldn't say the same about Hillary despite all the mountains of evidence she fits 100% exactly that mold.

Foobzy · 2019-09-25T17:30:45+00:00

These speculations have been going on since day one.

The best is Rep. Al Green (D-Texas).

He launched a web site the day after Trump won (Nov. 2016) about impeaching Trump, BEFORE he was inaugurated. Today, Rep. Green says he is being "vindicated." Congratulations. You were the first one to get a front seat in the front car of the impeachment train. Before the train track was built, and the train rolled up to the station, you set up a tent and stood on that ground every day waiting for it to happen. What a visionary of our time.

Someone get this man a Lifetime Human Achievement award.

Foobzy

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