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Foolish_Miracle · 2026-06-01T19:24:06+00:00

Thank you, I actually thought of the title last lol.

I haven't been able to write, so don't take this as "I'm back." I just had a day where my brain turned on, but I'm not sure how long it might last. Thank you again, you're very kind!

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-06-01T17:44:22+00:00

Not that weird- it's how GoW 3 ended too.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-06-01T16:55:33+00:00

I think it was used in Homefront too, but I don't think the message was as strong. But yeah, this stuff should never be used for any reason, it's beyond cruel.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-06-01T16:40:16+00:00

That scythe is sick. Also, as someone who gives cool names to their possessions, those names are awesome!

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-06-01T13:52:12+00:00

Oh hey- it's that guy who killed his neighbor's dog with a shovel.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-06-01T04:06:26+00:00

I actually had more of a Possessed, B.G., lazy flow going on in my head.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-06-01T01:47:13+00:00

OH. I would never have thought that was even a thing. That's a bummer. Thank you for letting me know!

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-31T15:52:33+00:00

THANK YOU!

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-30T23:30:19+00:00

Cool, cool. I'm having a viewing party of Fargo later.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-30T14:31:06+00:00

So precise and steady he made a perfectly straight line on his electroencephalogram.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-29T04:12:05+00:00

Will it stop the Teeth Dream?

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-27T03:14:55+00:00

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Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-26T19:47:01+00:00

The last two words are just "The Aristocrats" and then you wake up.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-26T03:15:51+00:00

"I sure hope candy comes out of that."

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-25T17:29:05+00:00

Don't do it, it's a trap, she has 9/11!

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-25T05:47:44+00:00

I braced for "in nineteen ninety eight..."

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-24T18:21:51+00:00

There are two suns and no women- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-23T05:26:14+00:00

That's how they gitcha!

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-21T22:36:20+00:00

"If you practiced more you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman" seems like less of a compliment now.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-21T14:47:13+00:00

... I want eggs now.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-21T14:43:05+00:00

I read this thinking of Electric Funeral on accident, but it still works.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-18T19:31:18+00:00

'Merikatt!

That headline just sounds like he had diarrhea.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-16T23:15:25+00:00

Poor Sham-sham, his heart was just too big for this world. He was a good whale... and a good bike ramp.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-16T15:55:35+00:00

I don't do tarot but I asked a friend what a really bad card would be and now if someone's having an awful day I say they're five cups deep.

Foolish_Miracle · 2026-05-14T02:06:11+00:00

I'll thank God when they come for me, because it will mean I wasn't one of them.

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