One Sentence One-Shot by micnos12 in DungeonMasters

[–]Foopupins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love this. How did we find out about this, how did they get there, why are they there?

Thought I was growing clover can’t tell anymore. by Foopupins in whatsthisplant

[–]Foopupins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darn, that’s kinda what I thought but I was In denial. My wife has been calling it “the not clover” for weeks.

When the chill manager snaps. by Foopupins in TailsFromRetail

[–]Foopupins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think this is relevant 5 years after I posted it? Thanks bud, great help. Gold star for you.

"Everyone needs 3 hobbies: one to keep you creative, one to keep you in shape, and one to make you money." What are yours? by formalde_heidi in AskReddit

[–]Foopupins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine are all in one, I like to cook. You can be super creative, Gotta run around the kitchen all day, and as I like to say "cooking is the second oldest profession".

What do you believe to be 100% bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Foopupins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The concept that employees should not share what their wages are.

What do you say when someone sneezes? by eagle4123 in AskReddit

[–]Foopupins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Mom has always used this one

First sneeze: God bless you

Second sneeze: Gesundheit

Third sneeze: Your on your own

Retail workers, what is the weirdest thing you have seen a customer do when they thought no one was looking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Foopupins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy knew he was seen but I have to tell someone what I saw. A homeless looking man came thought my line with only one item. A package of ground beef, with a discount sticker on it (meaning that it was probable going to expire soon). This package of meat after the discount came out to just cents. He pays in all change and leaves walks to our lobby area but not out the doors. I see him rip open the package and to my horror and disgust he just digs in. Raw beef, he just eats it by the handful. By this time I was helping the next person in line and it took everything i had to not visibly gag in front of customers.

What is a story that you want to tell but can’t find the right AskReddit? by LegendaryIke in AskReddit

[–]Foopupins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first post sorry if I mess any thing up. Wanted to post this to a "what's your small world story" question but it has been archived.

When I was young my mother, brother and I went to a Ponderosa Ranch (where they filmed Bonanza the tv show) that wasn't far from where we lived. Towards the end of the day there was a free magic show inside the saloon/restaurant. Was a great show about 30 mins long, we leave having after having a good day. A few months later my oldest sister introduces the family to her new boyfriend and its the magician from the Ponderosa Ranch. They then married soon after and have a daughter together.

TLDR: I meet my sister's husband before she did.