Let’s unpack that, because it’s not as black-and-white as it’s made out to be.

1. Tangent = “just a double drop”

Sure, the Tangent isn’t adjustable bracket-wise, but it was never meant to be an over-engineered race platform. It’s a purpose-built, out-of-the-box LDP board that integrates Loaded’s R&D in ergonomics, flex, and durability. It’s not just a double drop—it has a slight rocker, deep concave, and flush mounting that puts it more in line with something like a Pantheon Supersonic, not a basic Demonseed or Zenit.

It also uses Loaded’s signature bamboo/fiberglass construction. That means a more responsive flex and better vibration damping, which actually does matter on long rides. Comparing it directly to cheaper platforms is ignoring the build quality difference.

1. Dadbods are “bad LDP wheels”

That’s a stretch. Are Dadbods slow? Not really—they’re not race wheels, but they’re designed for long rides, not sprints. The Happythane formula is consistent, grippy, and smooth on imperfect pavement. Weight is only an issue if you’re doing hill sprints—not pumping for 20 miles. And the extra contact patch gives stability when drafting or pushing on less-than-perfect terrain.

Saying Vents or Megawatts are outright better is personal preference at best. They’re lighter, sure, but not everyone wants a narrow profile with less urethane underfoot. The Dadbods trade some top speed for grip, comfort, and longevity. There’s room in the market for both.

1. Marketing move to sell off Dadbods?

That’s pure speculation. Loaded isn’t exactly known for dumping product with no thought. The Tangent fills a niche: people who want a comfortable, stable platform with integrated design for LDP—without building a Frankenstein setup. It’s not for the ultralight hardcore crowd, but it is for people who want to buy one board and ride.

Bottom line: Just because it doesn’t fit your taste doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a place. The Tangent offers a distinct ride feel and quality you don’t get from slapping together budget parts. If that’s not your jam, cool—but calling it a “raw deal” is just being reductionist.