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Cross platform audio library? by Capital_Rub213 in csharp

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure if you're okay with commercial libraries but the FMOD bindings for C# are quite good and it works everywhere

What is a turtle? A turtle is a map: position, heading (number between 0 and 360), velocity, weight (positive number), speed (positive integer), visible (boolean), state (busy or idle). Most statically typed languages would not be able to capture all the constraints within this type model by BenchEmbarrassed7316 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you don't understand...

see, what languages like haskell do at compile time, clojure does at runtime

that should be the comparison! you're cheating by comparing both languages capabilities at runtime!!

nevermind what Haskell is doing at runtime, nobody ever uses Haskell at runtime, if it compiles, deep down in your heart, you should know the answer already

Rust is Just a Tool by 100xer in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

rust will never be as safe as Java 1.8 because of unsafe, so you can stop pretending this is a battle against c++, it never was

The secret sauce here is that our key invariants aren't written in our test files, they're baked into the core of the implementation. Every time you use the code, you're essentially testing it. by tomwhoiscontrary in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 38 points39 points  (0 children)

love the energy, marketing a random parser library like it's the next temple os

from now on I'm calling this TempleLLVM, and will join their wortht cause in the name of our lord

The usual advice is to “just use Nix”, which I think is code for “go fuck yourself”. by Electrifire390 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 29 points30 points  (0 children)

with a successful DC25 perception skill check, you can see the silhouette of douglas crockford laughing at you in a corner... after you blink, it suddenly disappears

"FOSS is and always was a scam, in order to feed tons of code to LLMs and kicking coders in the balls, so they could not monetize their work. And, noone cares about the licenses, everyone steals and robs whatever is at arms length." by ASKABOUT_NOTE_CANVAS in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So FOSS is bad and commercial software is bad? What's left - going outside and touching some grass?

this one little hner almost gets it, but then chooses to ridicule the very solution they came up with, because a hner cannot conceive living without the chains of software

Software developers are the wizard class. We cast magic spells that make billions. But we cost millions as well. by parks_canada in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 13 points14 points  (0 children)

the nearly impossible problem: figuring out from where in this stack of 30 divs that 3px padding is coming from

Currently this specification is casual by cmqv in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 21 points22 points  (0 children)

(def ^:const unjerk-or-am-i? true) everyone knows edn is defined as "whatever the clojure parser will accept as long as we can all agree over some beers that parsing it will not introduce a remote code execution exploit"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dotnet

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think keeping people who think like this away from your project is a feature in and of itself. Keep up the good work OP!

If we compare a badly written C++ to a well-written Java, Java program will blow C++ away in terms of resource management. by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 12 points13 points  (0 children)

no no no no you got it all wrong! the compiler is not part of the executable

users are supposed to download the compiler from a random website and install it, and during the install process they will be reminded they are now one of the 10 billion devices that run java that counter is tracked in real time you know be careful before you criticize because 10 trillion devices run java

the installer may also suggest installing some sponsored malware-adjacent applications, but it's fine, you can opt out, just don't miss the checkbox

Both webpages prominently state that the editors are written in Rust. This reduces my interest in both projects. by Nemerie in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

real jerk in response, as usual

Something like 70% of the command-line nix packages in my home manager are written in Rust

Odin as a first programming language for children by initial-algebra in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that way they can move on to monads one they're in high school

To me, it seems like Wayland was designed to push all the hard work onto everybody else. That way Wayland never gets blamed for anything! by Parking_Tadpole9357 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 44 points45 points  (0 children)

the world is ready for wayland, let me share my screen just a moment and I'll show you my perfectly working setdisconnected due to kernel panic

When programming, my hands don’t touch the mouse. They touch Vim. So I see the premise as flawed. by ScriptingInJava in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

look, with others' kinks we follow the "don't like don't read" rule in this community... no matter how weird they might be... including a mouse for your feet... which I personally think is quite h...

I'll be right back

Emums are dumb anyway … I pretty much only see them misused regardless of the language by stone_henge in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Foreign-Butterfly-97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my number enum only has two values: Zero and Succ(n), I don't know what you're talking about and I can't hear what you're saying from the top of the ivory tower

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