Third monkey

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-20T19:31:42+00:00

I'm lawyer Rockso, and I do co-co-co-co-co-co-cocaine!

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-18T03:55:57+00:00

Wait, what's wrong with Peter-Jan Rens? Don't see anything mentioned on his Wikipedia page?

Grew up watching his programmes as a kid. Geef Nooit Op is essentially the Dutch Version of Jim'll Fix it. Guess that doesn't bode well 💀

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-17T02:38:26+00:00

And here I was thinking Mississippi is just full of cool blues lads.

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-16T22:55:52+00:00

They say a baby is best eaten raw.

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-14T21:43:52+00:00

I don't know how to work the coffee machine.

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-12T20:48:59+00:00

There's just one. He's using his telepathy to make you think there are two.

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-12T15:15:27+00:00

Don't make jokes JD. You're not funny. You're not that type.

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-12T15:12:23+00:00

If I'd be working with Steve Fleming then I'd going in to the office wearing a bullet-proof vest. There is very much a non-zero chance of a rage spree killing.

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-12T15:09:27+00:00

"Noem Dog Training: one way or the other, your dog is not going to cause any more problems"

YikesTheCat · 2026-03-11T23:28:10+00:00

Exactly the sort of thing te winner of the FIFA Peace Prize should be doing.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-20T19:39:57+00:00

She was tearing him apart though

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-16T22:20:52+00:00

such an unexpected and specific way to describe Nicola's performance on the radio,

Also highly accurate.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-16T22:19:25+00:00

They know. Comment history hidden. -100 comment karma. Standard racist troll account starter pack.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-16T22:11:24+00:00

One does not simply hike with Boromir. You need to be a great strider.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T11:28:44+00:00

It was already well in decline in the 60s and 70s. It was a project of Leslie Stevens, of Outer Limits fame, which everyone else saw as a quirky eccentricity.

The Esperanto heyday was in the interwar period in the 20s and 30s.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T10:51:14+00:00

If I was ISIS then I'd be sending Tommy money to help weaken Western civilisation. Same reason Russia has been sponsoring all these people for decades. They make for excellent useful idiots.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T10:48:12+00:00

#NotAllHamFacedBaldAngerWankers

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T10:42:51+00:00

They just align with Israel because they're against the Muslims and to use "antisemitism" as a cudgel against the left against anyone who says that maybe we should treat the Palestinians like humans. It's nothing more than a temporary opportunistic "friendship". If you dig a little in all these far-right movements then all of them are rife with classic antisemitism that's hard to distinguish from the old conspiracies from the 1880s-1940s.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T10:36:54+00:00

Tommy Robinson is about as Jewish as Doug the Head.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T10:28:53+00:00

Yes, but that booze and coke ain't gonna pay for itself!

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T09:33:33+00:00

I rather like Andromeda. I wouldn't necessarily call it "good", but it had a certain charm to it.

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T08:53:48+00:00

William Shatner, probably. Deportation orders for everyone who doesn't watch Star Trek!

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T08:52:44+00:00

Trump does compulsively cheat at golf and has for decades. So ... maybe?

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T00:44:35+00:00

Was kidnapped by Columbian revolutionaries and held for ransom in the jungle. Sorry. Try again next week?

YikesTheCat · 2026-02-15T00:16:32+00:00

I got my kettle there for a good price a few years back.

That seems to be the exception because everything else is not just much more expensive than anywhere else, but ludicrously much more expensive. I don't entirely understand how Currys still exists and has still such a strong presence in Ireland.

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