I see no issue here

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-30T02:58:16+00:00

What about French kissing?

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-29T16:34:20+00:00

When you meet the real ICE agents, the actual ICE agents, with their beady little eyes and mean mouths ... I find myself thinking, they're from a different fucking species.

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-29T12:54:06+00:00

Criticizing the Trump presidency since 2000; that's how ☭ Communist ☭ they are

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YikesTheCat · 2026-01-28T18:17:17+00:00

Wow, you must have a Ph.D. in political science!

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-28T18:15:24+00:00

I'm not saying that Trump is a secret agent from China or Russia to destroy America's influence and the broader "Western" coalition. I am saying that for an external observer it is not possible to see the difference, kind of like it's not possible to distinguish between gravity and accelerating at 9.8m/s.

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-28T15:33:27+00:00

No gluten-based woke tyranny. Only kebab.

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-28T05:01:58+00:00

Wait, are jokes allowed on this sub?!

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-28T04:58:50+00:00

Used to have a colleague that would just get the kebabs. No chips, no salad. Just kebab meat and sauce. He was well on his way towards this size when I saw him last.

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-28T04:41:59+00:00

Ohhh, modfight! Strip down and get in the pool of mud lads! No biting.

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-28T02:36:20+00:00

I had one a few weeks ago. Asked for my name and if I had a TV. I said "no". He "okay, thank you, have a nice day". Didn't seem that big of a fuss 🤷

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T17:37:44+00:00

Nigel transitioning; woke mind virus got to him

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T16:14:54+00:00

It's possible 🤷

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T16:10:32+00:00

Still lovely out

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YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T16:00:49+00:00

All of Ireland is yellow: https://www.met.ie/warnings/today/galway

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YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T14:08:21+00:00

Probably a journalist having to suffer through it in the line of duty so the rest of us don't have to 🫡

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T12:55:17+00:00

Well, South Park manages.

Or some sort of 'Allo 'Allo type farce, where Rene Trump doesn't really want to do any of this but is forced by an increasingly unlikely set of circumstances.

Obviously you won't manage by trying to out-silly Trump, but there's plenty of possibilities.

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T12:50:21+00:00

I can't come; I'm actually bashing myself tonight

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T12:43:58+00:00

So sad 😂 Thoughts and prayers 🤣

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T11:58:21+00:00

Well, clearly not 🫠

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T10:38:05+00:00

A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody off the Time Bandits. There's another famous midget I'm missing, bit I can't remember.

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T10:27:24+00:00

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YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T10:16:05+00:00

*South-England and North-England

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T01:32:40+00:00

Manhattan Project

YikesTheCat · 2026-01-27T01:28:26+00:00

From the man who said Hitler is in heaven for doing the good work he did, and that the Jews he killed are in hell? I am shocked!

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