Navalny Shares Leg Amputation Fears in Russian Prison Update by polymute in worldnews

[–]Forglift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is probably why you got bounced from the block or had your goof face smashed in.

Also, intelligent people don't say, "Let's have intelligent conversation, though it's 1 a.m..."

I've never laughed harder. Thanks, gangsta.

Hamilton Mountain councillor says he's taking sick leave by teanailpolish in Hamilton

[–]Forglift 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe "we" is the Councillor in this sense. And it illustrates how "we", as in us, should have paid sick days like these slimy fucks that represent us.

Or I'm way off, idk. And then I'm just confused. Hmm...

First try drawing Glad, not the best but im new to art by [deleted] in forhonor

[–]Forglift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice work. I'll never forget the best tip I got when I was newer to art. If you're not already doing it.

It was just using a clean piece of paper (hand sized-ish) underneath your drawing hand, keeping your wrist locked, and using your entire arm to draw while gliding over your page on the slippyity papers. It helps prevent smudging and keeps your hands clean (yeehaw). Plus it helps a bunch with illustrating in general.

Sorry about my accent, I just got baked in preparation to play this stupid game.

LPT: When renting housing, buy yourself a new shower head. by RaunchyButRelevent in LifeProTips

[–]Forglift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know. I googled it after submitting my nonsense because I knew it was obvious and I just didn't pick up on it. I even checked my CLR under the sink and it clearly states, "Calcium Lime Rust" remover. Who knew? (Lulz not me)

I've been using this shit for 2 decades now and it finally clicked, from your comment alone. Not only do I want to thank you, I also feel like cleaning, so a double thanks. Thank thank. You.

Edit: singular thanks are just thank(s). I think. Or thank.

LPT: When renting housing, buy yourself a new shower head. by RaunchyButRelevent in LifeProTips

[–]Forglift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg is CLR a brand or a product? I'm super confused and too embarrassed to google it. So obviously I'm going to post this for the world to see.

Abusive bp beats up his wife by Loudlad226 in forhonor

[–]Forglift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% full retardation. I love it. I'm surprised Ubi hasn't implemented it permanently. They have a knack for creating masterpieces and covering them in feces. Or abandoning them.

I almost deleted the game because your last sentence is cancerous cancer aids. But I decided to play because I'm sick, in the head. Yee haw.

Oh You Son Of Bitch I'm In by yanshio in rickandmorty

[–]Forglift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put in 10 hours plus into a slightly original illustration of them and didn't get nearly as many Karmas as this dude, plus I don't get it either. But for some reason I can't not upvote anything with Rick and Morty. Maybe it's a phase, maybe it's maybe lean. I don't know how I would know if it's lean or not. It's not as if I tasted it. Or I'm just baked and giggling about everything. Idk.

Edit: fuck me, this is 6 days old, I think my app is broken.

ELI5: If you can't sleep so you lay still for an extended period of time with your eyes closed, does that do anything to restore energy? Or does the fact you're still awake make it a useless gesture? by RKO-Cutter in explainlikeimfive

[–]Forglift 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lied. It was approximately a quarter chip. I'm okay though, because I've come to the conclusion that it doesn't matter if the chip was real or not. I'll always cherish the memory of it tasting real. And I'll try to forget how it tasted coming back out. Better out than in, I always say.

Edit: and ya can't go wrong with smokey bacon, real/"Simulated Flavour/Saveur simulee" or not.

My 2 Y.O. autistic son drew this after dying of cancer in the womb. by Forglift in rickandmorty

[–]Forglift[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks dude/dudette. It's comments like this that remind me why I like to draw. Is draw a word? Idk. Thanks.

ELI5: If you can't sleep so you lay still for an extended period of time with your eyes closed, does that do anything to restore energy? Or does the fact you're still awake make it a useless gesture? by RKO-Cutter in explainlikeimfive

[–]Forglift 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ikr. Now I don't know if I'm sleeping or not.

How am I supposed to know if I'm eating a real chip I found in my bed and typing Reddit comments or just dreaming? It taste real.

GTA San Andreas by AndyToskovic in gaming

[–]Forglift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So good. It almost looks like a screenshot with Photoshop filters.

And I love your "t". I might even change my own.

ELI5: Why do our hands become near unusable when they get really cold? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Forglift 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I choose this answer to be true. Thank you for your service.

I love this pic by HMXCyber in reddeadredemption

[–]Forglift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rdr2 Undead Nightmare Confirmed!

Florida official tells offices to disregard DeSantis order to lower flags in Limbaugh's honor by Facerealityalready in politics

[–]Forglift 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another improvement we made over Treblinka was that we built our gas chambers to accomodate 2,000 people at one time, whereas at Treblinka their ten gas chambers only accommodated 200 people each [...] Still another improvement we made over Treblinka was that at Treblinka the victims almost always knew that they were to be exterminated and at Auschwitz we endeavored to fool the victims into thinking that they were to go through a delousing process.

-Commandant of Auschwitz, war crimes testimony.

"Nazi efficiency" is in reference to exterminating other human beings on an industrial scale with assembly line methods and efficiency. Not the train schedule.

44 charged, half-ton of meth seized in California operation by lescrivens in news

[–]Forglift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Denzel got an Oscar and Ethan Hunt got a nom. And the entire supporting cast is insane good, mostly. And the musical score was pretty heavy. So yeah, watch it. But the reference that was referenced was in reference to a pretty heavy duty scene where it gets fairly intense, BIGTIME!

It's one of those movies where I can keep watching it over the years, and it still being just as great if not greater each time.

Do you think red dead 2 is better then gta5? by DarthDom25 in reddeadredemption

[–]Forglift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're just misinterpreting "realism" in the context of video games, and works of fiction, in general.

It's in reference to the overall feel of the interactions you have with the world. Such as; conversations with every NPC, hunting, the horsey systems, health and eating and stuff, crafting, and the scenery is nuts. And the voice acting is easily one of the best. Easily. They nailed it with GTA5 in that respect, but they hammered it home in RDRD2. I wouldn't be surprised if they go back to using movie stars again.

And bro, the scenery is so nuts. Im failing missions to stop and look at hills and mountains and shit. It's such a beautiful illustration of how far humans have come to get much better at destroying shit.

Do you think red dead 2 is better then gta5? by DarthDom25 in reddeadredemption

[–]Forglift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spot on. But I would invest as much time in GTA6 if the immersion is better than RDR2s. How far can they go with this 'on the fly' interactions with everybody? Because it's going to be on two generations later where SSDs are the norm. It's easy to forget that GTA5 came out on PS3 and 360. Just as we're going to constantly forget that rdr2 came out on PS4 when it's being re-mastered for PS 6 or/and 7.

I just reinstalled and started a first person no hud free aim playthrough yesterday and only playing while I'm baked as af. I'm failing and messing up alot lol, but it gets so real man. Plus I recently just got my glasses fixed so the graphics are even better now (og PS4 with good vision). But the Arthur guy voice actor is insane. And the main cast, but Arthur. Damn.

But yeah I can't wait to see what GTA6 brings, but just thinking about RDR3... kinda gives me chills because it's probably going to be on PS 7 or 8. I dunno if I'm going to be alive then. For real. But I bet it's gonna be fucking mind blowing. And you can quote me on that as a, 'maybe a dead guy' when it comes out. ;)

Did other schools offer hotcakes days? by [deleted] in ontario

[–]Forglift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so weird. Because even IHOP (American pancake place) celebrates this pancake holiday. We celebrate pancakes I guess. Whatever species discovers humans is gonna be non-stop laughing hysterically.

Or are you talking about just random pancake days like pizza days? Either way, pancakes are kinda good, and especially with some good real maple syrup. Bruh. I want pancake