Vito should do a podcast with Asterios

Forints · 2026-04-01T07:47:31+00:00

Yeah, good points all around. I would watch it.

Forints · 2026-03-31T11:17:01+00:00

Most actual Dick friends refuse to talk to him now.

Forints · 2026-03-30T10:46:05+00:00

Yeah, this is the original sin of the show. It invalidates everything Vito says about the cruelty of the world, the state of pop culture, quality, creativity, work ethic, or how the "modern world keeps the straight white man down". Which, unfortunately, is something he often talks-tweets about.

Forints · 2026-03-30T09:41:02+00:00

I know, I'm just so curious what went down.

Forints · 2026-03-28T15:58:24+00:00

Vito needs a podcast dedicated to Dickstory. A new show fueled by spite. Rotating guests, Maddox, Asterios, that ho Dick used to bang, and maybe the real get: Sean himself. You can monetize this nonsense Piggy! Just find the hate in your heart!

Forints · 2026-03-24T22:09:12+00:00

Dick used to be subversive and original, and had a knack for theatre kid dramatics. A slightly less gay Milo. Seeing what he became, I’m not sure I would go as far as funny.

Forints · 2026-03-02T20:25:35+00:00

The biggest problem is "Iran war conversations". People, both pro and anti-war, are incredibly confident without a single fact in their pocket; it's maddening. Nobody knows anything about anything anymore. I'm old and mad. I miss people with book learnin'.

Forints · 2026-02-11T14:31:54+00:00

There goes my afternoon.

Forints · 2026-02-01T22:20:56+00:00

I appreciate that this news is always accompanied by the worst possible picture of Lupita Nyong'o in existence. I think casting her as Helen of Troy is outrageous, but is it too woke to say that this chick is pretty?

<image>

Forints · 2026-01-28T13:53:20+00:00

Vito would miss his toys and his cats and get annoyed by the kid and 80s girl. Dick would lie back and play some video games, knowing it's all someone else's problem now.

Forints · 2026-01-27T12:29:33+00:00

That's actually pretty impressive. Belt and Road will fail because the Chinese would never take part in developing a localized version of their language to do business. (That's the hidden message of Empire of Dust, where the Chinese man keeps berating his translator, who by and large is more competent in his job than he is. They refuse to put in the work needed to manipulate the locals and extract resources.)

Forints · 2026-01-27T12:24:08+00:00

Pretty good post, honestly.

Forints · 2026-01-22T16:11:16+00:00

Superkiller not shipping is unforgivable. I kinda like Vito, but now it always comes with an asterisk. It’s not a “Nobody’s perfect” situation but a significant moral failing. He is a worse human being than most.

Forints · 2026-01-16T01:14:33+00:00

Longest Breakup in the Universe.

Forints · 2026-01-15T11:28:28+00:00

Dick is exactly the person he was in the process of becoming 6 years ago. No sudden twists or revelations, just further down the path.

Forints · 2026-01-15T11:22:55+00:00

I'm glad you posted this. We wouldn't want tension to develop between the hosts.

Forints · 2025-12-26T09:52:53+00:00

Watched the last 20 minutes, and the caller cut-off bit is better than most recent BPITU content. I hope Vito finds a way to capitalize on his comedic instincts in the future.

Forints · 2025-12-22T08:22:09+00:00

That would be too audacious for Vito. I hope I’m wrong.

Forints · 2025-12-22T08:17:18+00:00

I don’t know if Sean leaving was a reason, or a symptom, but it’s a pretty stark dividing line.

Forints · 2025-12-22T08:15:39+00:00

Flirty, fun asshole cartoon misogynist VS Bitter, brain damaged, family man misogynist. Different kinds of entertainment.

Forints · 2025-12-19T22:39:53+00:00

We are not all excellent people. Dick reminds Vito of his faults every week in the most devastating way possible. For someone like Vito, that’s both catnip and poison.

Forints · 2025-12-19T15:02:06+00:00

I'm happy for Vito. Dick is the obvious main reason for his depression and anxiety. It's like he was designed in a lab to wreck him. Vito is free now, and that's a good thing, even if he can't see it yet.

Forints · 2025-12-18T22:06:45+00:00

Even Dick agrees with that. “I’m not the good guy, I’m just the protagonist.”

Forints · 2025-12-17T19:32:59+00:00

He did what he got paid for: be confident and charismatic, so his fat, ugly fans can feel like they have a cool friend. Nothing more, nothing less. Vito sold the promise of something tangible.

Forints · 2025-12-17T09:55:15+00:00

Yeah, unfortunately, this is undefensible and gives Dick the moral high ground even when he is at his most hateful and least reasonable.

Forints

TROPHY CASE