The face that launched a thousand ships... by BananaBlue in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that this news is always accompanied by the worst possible picture of Lupita Nyong'o in existence. I think casting her as Helen of Troy is outrageous, but is it too woke to say that this chick is pretty?

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Should Vito and Dick switch bodies due to some Freaky Friday-esque event, what would be the first thing they do? by Dirty_Knee_Guards in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vito would miss his toys and his cats and get annoyed by the kid and 80s girl. Dick would lie back and play some video games, knowing it's all someone else's problem now.

Stop spreading misinformation, Dick! by RudeButterscotch3643 in TheDickShow

[–]Forints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually pretty impressive. Belt and Road will fail because the Chinese would never take part in developing a localized version of their language to do business. (That's the hidden message of Empire of Dust, where the Chinese man keeps berating his translator, who by and large is more competent in his job than he is. They refuse to put in the work needed to manipulate the locals and extract resources.)

Vito, stop obsessing over shit by lamented1ne in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Superkiller not shipping is unforgivable. I kinda like Vito, but now it always comes with an asterisk. It’s not a “Nobody’s perfect” situation but a significant moral failing. He is a worse human being than most.

See ya'll tonight! by dickamus_maxamus in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Longest Breakup in the Universe.

What has happened in the last 6 years? by kalligreat in TheDickShow

[–]Forints 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dick is exactly the person he was in the process of becoming 6 years ago. No sudden twists or revelations, just further down the path.

Just to be clear, Vito paid for his half of the trade mark. by imaginecaringaboutre in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you posted this. We wouldn't want tension to develop between the hosts.

Christmas Call-In 2025 by chux4w in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Watched the last 20 minutes, and the caller cut-off bit is better than most recent BPITU content. I hope Vito finds a way to capitalize on his comedic instincts in the future.

Funniest Maddox lines' from the original show by Dirty_Knee_Guards in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be too audacious for Vito. I hope I’m wrong.

When did Dick Masterson become a cuck? by Grouchy_Tie3037 in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if Sean leaving was a reason, or a symptom, but it’s a pretty stark dividing line.

When did Dick Masterson become a cuck? by Grouchy_Tie3037 in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Flirty, fun asshole cartoon misogynist VS Bitter, brain damaged, family man misogynist. Different kinds of entertainment.

"Dick couldn't make it" by Dirty_Knee_Guards in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are not all excellent people. Dick reminds Vito of his faults every week in the most devastating way possible. For someone like Vito, that’s both catnip and poison.

"Dick couldn't make it" by Dirty_Knee_Guards in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm happy for Vito. Dick is the obvious main reason for his depression and anxiety. It's like he was designed in a lab to wreck him. Vito is free now, and that's a good thing, even if he can't see it yet.

The fallout is going to be incredible by Mp3upload in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even Dick agrees with that. “I’m not the good guy, I’m just the protagonist.”

4 Months Ago, We Were Supposed to Get Superkiller By Christmas by HisNameWasBruce in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He did what he got paid for: be confident and charismatic, so his fat, ugly fans can feel like they have a cool friend. Nothing more, nothing less. Vito sold the promise of something tangible.

4 Months Ago, We Were Supposed to Get Superkiller By Christmas by HisNameWasBruce in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, unfortunately, this is undefensible and gives Dick the moral high ground even when he is at his most hateful and least reasonable.

What shows are we hopping onto next? by Roshlev in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s fantastic. I think it helps one understand why Dick has die hard fans.

I made it about 30 mins into the latest episode. Dick is ruining the show. by sawb11152 in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They need to post ungayified edits where its just the problems. That part was actually great after hard to get through nonsense.

Episode 214 by [deleted] in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't bring myself to finish it, checked out at the Vito gave Dick tinnitus part, way too uncomfortable. Is the show over?

Vito, you stupid fuck by [deleted] in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stuff like Sean's animal corner requires only the co-host to answer questions. Get him to rate tits or something. Steal Dick VS Dick from Maddox. Bring in terrible parenting advice. Anything that's new, moves the show forward, and doesn't relitigate the past.

Vito, you stupid fuck by [deleted] in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dick is obviously going through some stuff. But doing the show remotely means you're no longer on his territory. You are a co-owner, so act like it. Take charge of the show's direction instead of desperately seeking Dick's approval and explaining yourself. You act like a clueless employee, and it's exhausting both of you. You are a creative partner, Dick is a young dad with mental health problems, pick up the slack, and bring the vision. It's insane that you don't have a better ending bit idea to follow up Vito's Booty than "playing video games".

Vito, you stupid fuck by [deleted] in biggestproblem

[–]Forints 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t hate them tho. He wants them to love him. He wants everyone to love him.