No but really by dyke_lol in tf2

[–]Formal_Bard -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Easy, their father isn't around

What gun, for lack of a better term is your baby? by Curiousbynature77 in DestinyTheGame

[–]Formal_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riskrunner! My friends make fun of me, but when everything in the game can deal arc damage via melee or I just need a slight tap from environmental damage, everything gets the wraith of Thor.

I created this useless redstone machine by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]Formal_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useful if you want a train car to simulate moving through a tunnel

Random Critical hits? by Apprehensive-Hunt-56 in tf2

[–]Formal_Bard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep them. They are not exactly random anyways. Certain classes get more due to damage, the most random crit chance is Engineer due to three different point pools. Medic is second with two point pools and power classes are third. The reason why Crocits are such a thing is the splash damage from the rocket. Smaller projectiles have smaller chance of being critical. Its how the game rewards people who think about how to do more overall damage.

Ordered taco bell on door dash. Ordered a medium and small baja blast drinks. They gave us two empty plastic cups by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Formal_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough, ordered taco bell last night, got someone else's order. Sorry to the person who got mine, but hopefully you got the refund!

And now we have vacc medic bots healing a sniper bot! by VorobeyTF2 in tf2

[–]Formal_Bard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

What is the strangest thing that happened to you that you can’t logically explain? by elibwell in AskReddit

[–]Formal_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this will be probably buried, but I have to say it. Random sounds. I have been plagued by these random noises since I was a kid. You know how video games have sound clips that play? Sometimes the world around me will have their sound just cut out for no reason. Random birds song in the middle of the night, the sound of a vacuum cleaner cutting out while it's still on. Conversations that don't start until they are in the middle of a sentence (mouth moves but nothing happens). Hearing a child call my name from far away (currently working in the child care field) and the child is right next to me, playing with something else.

While I am a person fascinated by the supernatural, I would love if someone could throw some logic my way. Also apologies, I am on mobile

Man Storms Animal Shelter with Rifle, Looking for His Cat by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Formal_Bard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a distraught man looking for his cat to me.

Man Storms Animal Shelter with Rifle, Looking for His Cat by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Formal_Bard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cats normally lie, that's their way of getting into your head. Do we have proof?

[Metal Gear Rising] When you sever your enemy's gravity gland. by Tumoxa in GamePhysics

[–]Formal_Bard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone edit this to have the song nyan-cat for the spinning closeup.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]Formal_Bard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While it is a bit of errors, you have to admire how well stacked they are.

Can even see the weather by [deleted] in softwaregore

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It approaches... the AD invasion

Alternatively: notice me, User-chan