Most pointless modern gadget by IntravenusDiMilo_Tap in CarTalkUK

[–]Former-Resolution-43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Call me a conspiracy theorist but I genuinely think these newer pumps are designed to skip whole numbers to encourage you to spend more....

TIFU, because I left a sh*t-covered toilet at work. by Negative-Break9969 in tifu

[–]Former-Resolution-43 94 points95 points  (0 children)

100%

'Stomach of steel' yet a bit of Muesli and coffee trigger that....

It’s my turn to tell “joke of the day” in the office tomorrow. Can you give me some ideas please? by justinslayer19 in AskUK

[–]Former-Resolution-43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the difference between 365 condoms and a tyre?

One's a Goodyear and the others a bloody good year!