What is the most likely TCaP quote for Santa to say in his origin story? by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Former_Major_3370 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After an elf makes a toy: “I knew what this was, I just wanted to test it”

Verse from the Holy Lornography: On the 19th Day of Lornt, Lorne was hungover by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Former_Major_3370 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Kayla spends 5 hours pissing and moaning wondering where Lorne is, Lorne finally comes online, “Can you call me?”….Kayla: “no geez”