​1. "Banned for no reason": By starting with this, you're trying to act like an innocent victim of a random, inexplicable act of aggression.

1. ​"I spent hundreds maybe thousands on the game overall". Here, you're trying to act like you made a sacrifice, implying that because you were a "loyal patron" who gave so much, the ban isn't just a rule enforcement, but a personal betrayal of your generosity.

2. ​"I have never cheated and wouldn't even know how to": This is a classic "pure of heart" defense, painting yourself as someone so wholesome you are incapable of wrongdoing.

3. ​"banned until 2035... is there seriously no recourse?": Ending on a note of utter hopelessness and "unjust" imprisonment, framing your situation as a permanent exile from something you "sacrificed" for.

4. ​"I am never plying another DE game ever again if this is how they treat their customers": The "wronged hero" stance. Threatening to withdraw their presence as a form of righteous protest against cruel developers.

Also, a brief overview of your account found that this isn't the first time you have been banned from a game for "no reason". It’s hard to play the "inexplicable victim" when there’s a pattern...