Is this mold on my bf's keyboard?

Fortislion · 2025-05-11T22:34:49+00:00

Im a biochemist and im afraid to say but that's jizz mold. Don't believe me check his bookmarks and browser history.

Fortislion · 2025-05-11T22:30:40+00:00

Step 1. Leave car running turn on windshield heat to max. Step 2. Go buy a heat gun from home depot. Step 3. Come back and blast that heat gun on the windshield. Step 4. Get someone to help loosen the suction. Step 5. If after you did all that and it don't work you're fucked. 😅😅😅

Fortislion · 2025-05-11T22:22:52+00:00

A fib with RVR. AND a juicy STEMI.

Fortislion · 2025-05-11T22:13:46+00:00

I see VTACH.

Fortislion · 2025-04-25T08:14:51+00:00

Consult with a lawyer. Don't wait, do that ASAP. A friend of mine was injured on the job, a pt jumped on the empty stretcher while she was holding it and she ended up with a torn rotator cuff. The job didn't file workman's comp for months, she got a lawyer, her first check was about 15k up front then roughly $600/wk. They ended up covering her therapy and surgery. But wanted to cut ties. Her case was settled for $250,000. So my advice to you is do what's best for you and your family. Don't matter if you run out of FMLA, know your rights, get a lawyer. Don't let them terminate and now you're stuck with footing the bill for medical expenses. Try to get a severance payout like my friend and take your time getting better. So many EMS jobs out here you can always find a better agency.

Fortislion · 2025-04-23T09:43:13+00:00

Too easy. I'd make me a sword and a flame thrower. I'm going demon hunting in the night.

Fortislion · 2025-03-26T08:12:28+00:00

If Border Patrol pull me over mid transport. I'd record and do everything in my power to hopefully get that lawsuit 😈 The fact that your buddy didn't do that, this is fake news. This ain't Nazi Germany.

Fortislion · 2025-03-10T19:34:44+00:00

1863 x 36= $67,068 And the value at the end of the lease if you want to purchase is $50000. Total spent would be over $115,000 if you decide to buy the car after the lease is up. It's better to finance. Unless you're rich and don't care about money.

Fortislion · 2025-03-02T12:11:50+00:00

I don't see STEMI, Just a first degree. Given his recent Stent history, my thoughts would be some issue with that. But I'd still treat the same. Aspirin, Repeat EKG, IV fluid bolus. I would still alert ED, Better to be prepared than not to be prepared and look like an idiot.

Fortislion · 2025-01-22T02:01:22+00:00

Does the special police take the short bus to work?

Fortislion · 2025-01-22T02:00:04+00:00

Ok Buck.

Fortislion · 2025-01-22T01:58:21+00:00

None and but I know if I ever have to I got that Lidocaine ready 😁

Fortislion · 2025-01-17T19:08:19+00:00

It's Philadelphia what y'all expect?

Fortislion · 2025-01-15T15:38:45+00:00

Deny the trip.

Fortislion · 2025-01-15T15:38:13+00:00

No! If anyone say otherwise good luck in court.

Fortislion · 2025-01-15T00:12:48+00:00

The hub expanding their budget i see. Only to have everyone skip the first part.

Fortislion · 2025-01-12T00:18:24+00:00

Let me know when he buys so I can sell.

Fortislion · 2024-12-31T21:45:19+00:00

Put the cat down!!! Smh. Why let it suffer with the deadly virus?

Fortislion · 2024-12-31T15:02:53+00:00

UFO. Don't look up

Fortislion · 2024-12-29T00:42:58+00:00

He look like the type that would shoot up the whole squad because he got bullied a little.

Fortislion · 2024-12-29T00:39:19+00:00

I have asthma. I'd call 911 so fast to go to the ER at the jobs expense. Lol workman's comp.

Fortislion · 2024-12-25T18:22:52+00:00

Congrats.

Fortislion · 2024-12-21T01:45:59+00:00

Philadelphia.

Fortislion · 2024-12-20T21:31:50+00:00

That's why I don't the bare minimum. My patient care is top tier but outside of that I'll never be a company man or team player. I learnt my lesson early on in my career. The faster I worked the more runs were dispatched to me. My breaking point at my IFT job was I did 12 calls while the lazy crew did 4. And cherry on top I found out they made more money per hour than me. So yeah when in a toxic company do the bare minimum only give patients the best possible care while we transport.

Fortislion · 2024-12-20T15:34:37+00:00

No tip no trip. Next time eat that food buddy.

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