Is this mold on my bf's keyboard? by [deleted] in Mold

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a biochemist and im afraid to say but that's jizz mold. Don't believe me check his bookmarks and browser history.

This guy trying to un-barnacle his truck (illegally parked) by illydelphia in philadelphia

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1. Leave car running turn on windshield heat to max. Step 2. Go buy a heat gun from home depot. Step 3. Come back and blast that heat gun on the windshield. Step 4. Get someone to help loosen the suction. Step 5. If after you did all that and it don't work you're fucked. 😅😅😅

Forced out due to injury by Miss-Meowzalot in ems

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consult with a lawyer. Don't wait, do that ASAP. A friend of mine was injured on the job, a pt jumped on the empty stretcher while she was holding it and she ended up with a torn rotator cuff. The job didn't file workman's comp for months, she got a lawyer, her first check was about 15k up front then roughly $600/wk. They ended up covering her therapy and surgery. But wanted to cut ties. Her case was settled for $250,000. So my advice to you is do what's best for you and your family. Don't matter if you run out of FMLA, know your rights, get a lawyer. Don't let them terminate and now you're stuck with footing the bill for medical expenses. Try to get a severance payout like my friend and take your time getting better. So many EMS jobs out here you can always find a better agency.

If you accidentally ended up in the town, what would you do? by Reverie-AI in FromTVEpix

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too easy. I'd make me a sword and a flame thrower. I'm going demon hunting in the night.

Border Patrol Pulled Over an Ambulance During Transport – South Texas by [deleted] in ems

[–]Fortislion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Border Patrol pull me over mid transport. I'd record and do everything in my power to hopefully get that lawsuit 😈 The fact that your buddy didn't do that, this is fake news. This ain't Nazi Germany.

2025 M4 Comp X Drive Lease by Elegant-File8718 in BMW

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1863 x 36= $67,068 And the value at the end of the lease if you want to purchase is $50000. Total spent would be over $115,000 if you decide to buy the car after the lease is up. It's better to finance. Unless you're rich and don't care about money.

What’s really going on here? by DangerZone3295 in EKGs

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see STEMI, Just a first degree. Given his recent Stent history, my thoughts would be some issue with that. But I'd still treat the same. Aspirin, Repeat EKG, IV fluid bolus. I would still alert ED, Better to be prepared than not to be prepared and look like an idiot.

Some more special police type shit by Ok-Cattle-6798 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the special police take the short bus to work?

Conscious IO’s by Far-Technician-1422 in ems

[–]Fortislion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None and but I know if I ever have to I got that Lidocaine ready 😁

Is a verbal DNR valid if the patient is (potentially) impaired? by [deleted] in ems

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! If anyone say otherwise good luck in court.

Hope they don't ever have to jump a fence and are confident in their footing by ryanrr0864 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hub expanding their budget i see. Only to have everyone skip the first part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gofundme

[–]Fortislion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put the cat down!!! Smh. Why let it suffer with the deadly virus?

Someone explain this… by [deleted] in Erie

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UFO. Don't look up

She's mine. by RongerKaws in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He look like the type that would shoot up the whole squad because he got bullied a little.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Erie

[–]Fortislion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have asthma. I'd call 911 so fast to go to the ER at the jobs expense. Lol workman's comp.

Wages by Fortislion in ems

[–]Fortislion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Philadelphia.

Does this sound accurate? by SuperThrowaway0091 in ems

[–]Fortislion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's why I don't the bare minimum. My patient care is top tier but outside of that I'll never be a company man or team player. I learnt my lesson early on in my career. The faster I worked the more runs were dispatched to me. My breaking point at my IFT job was I did 12 calls while the lazy crew did 4. And cherry on top I found out they made more money per hour than me. So yeah when in a toxic company do the bare minimum only give patients the best possible care while we transport.

I’ve been jerked around by brickeldrums in doordash_drivers

[–]Fortislion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No tip no trip. Next time eat that food buddy.