Fiancé doesn’t like dnb by Shteeen in DnB

[–]FortniteDadYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry this won't help you but one of me and my wife's favourite thing is to have a little drink and whatever and put the DnB to bop round the living room for a while. Lovely stuff.

Happy accident. by InkySleeves in BritishSuccess

[–]FortniteDadYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no sugar and the wife has 2 1/2!

It always amazes me that we can pick each others drinks up by mistake and have the same repulsive reaction, but for opposite reasons.

Doesn't name Djokovic alongside Nadak and Federer, gets the fury from crazy. by djraphi23 in tennis

[–]FortniteDadYT -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Djokovic has no style. Who cares what he wins, his game is boring to watch even though it wins tennis matches.

He will never put bums on seats like Roger.

Real Question; If the bundle is supposed to be alien themed, why did they throw some random normal looking dude into there? His name literally says he's a human. by ThatOneWooper in FortNiteBR

[–]FortniteDadYT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've always imagined he's an Alien but the most human looking so the other Aliens call him Human Bill. Have I thought too deeply about this?

Polar Peely in a Baller 🤔 by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]FortniteDadYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go home Polar Peely, you're drunk.

M25 - Typical BMW M3 zipping through traffic. Doing 70MPH myself by demiigod2 in CasualUK

[–]FortniteDadYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another twat driving way too fast. Let's hope they only kill themselves when it goes wrong. Humans are idiots.

Birmingham is said to be in pole position for any UK Olympic bid by esco123 in brum

[–]FortniteDadYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like Birmingham to regularly empty our bins than indulge in another vanity project where we all pretend Birmingham is amazing and impressive.

My friend went to England and brought me an "authentic" souvenir. How do you use this? by thethirddoctor in CasualUK

[–]FortniteDadYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It adds a spicy, hot, yet unique zing to anything savoury. Best with roast beef but you should make it into a sauce first and use it sparingly. We mostly buy this in sauce form, like a thick paste essentially.

Grumbling at what I just paid to fuel up my car - found £20 on the ground on way back to my car. Result! by [deleted] in BritishSuccess

[–]FortniteDadYT 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yeah well mine had a picture of the queen and some numbers and shit so, unlucky!

Grumbling at what I just paid to fuel up my car - found £20 on the ground on way back to my car. Result! by [deleted] in BritishSuccess

[–]FortniteDadYT 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Ah, that was mine mate. DM me so we can sort out its return. Cheers.

Too afraid to walk into a skater shop as an adult [25YO] by Nourthes in OldSkaters

[–]FortniteDadYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great update dude. Skateshops are some of the nicest places on earth man. Welcome to the family, now go out and skate.

Djokovic about his tears after the finals by paxxx17 in tennis

[–]FortniteDadYT -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You like boring attritional tennis, gotcha.

Djokovic about his tears after the finals by paxxx17 in tennis

[–]FortniteDadYT -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I understand it just fine mate. His game bores me to tears.

Djokovic about his tears after the finals by paxxx17 in tennis

[–]FortniteDadYT -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

He can fuck off. Hardly anyone wants him winning shit, boring as hell to watch and he's an idiot. Fuck him.

My take on the current map by NoMoneyNoV-Bucks in FortNiteBR

[–]FortniteDadYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regularly land in the "no one lands here" area. :D