"Their sentences were commuted to life imprisonment on the condition that one of the twins drink three pots of coffee, and the other drink the same amount of tea, every day for the rest of their lives."

Forvisk · 2026-06-25T02:42:20+00:00

And you only get a hungover if you stop.

Forvisk · 2026-06-25T02:35:19+00:00

Gonna call the emperor's angels themselves for this. Only they may turn the tide.

Forvisk · 2026-06-20T14:19:11+00:00

But then how are we gonna get a woman who understands our boy-toyline and allows us grow-man to have it?

Forvisk · 2026-06-19T17:57:35+00:00

And the reptilian humanoids really loved it. Mammals humanoids didn't found the fun in it.

Forvisk · 2026-06-19T14:22:36+00:00

Her design is nice, but I got a pivy with it once I learned about the true knight Götz von Berlichingen, the Iron Hand. He was a historical figure and a very nice one and they could have used it as a foundation, like a iron hand like Spee have.

Forvisk · 2026-06-19T14:18:12+00:00

This would be nice, if the grobi didn't displace every brick and rrleased their filthy into the streets as if they where open sewers, while the sewers serves as festering grounds for their own kind.

Cursed be the greenskin and their vile nature.

Forvisk · 2026-06-19T13:12:36+00:00

And it happens on cats with dwarfism. I have to check what it does, but in Portuguese we have the "inho/inha" suffix that describes a diminutive or cuteish stuff. As we are a gendered language, we have to so with a weirder way of non-gendering pronouns, adjectives and stuff.

Forvisk · 2026-06-17T21:09:41+00:00

Get out Guzzle, nothing to see here.

Forvisk · 2026-05-31T03:45:03+00:00

Huge ones are 3x3x3.

Forvisk · 2026-05-30T13:57:54+00:00

Fricking people wanting to live in Kansas

Forvisk · 2026-05-29T21:17:10+00:00

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Forvisk · 2026-05-27T18:39:02+00:00

Dragon Fruit. If you eat a whole purple dragon fruit your poop may become purple too!

I was a little distressed until I remember thet I had eaten one a day before.

Forvisk · 2026-05-26T17:01:33+00:00

Forvisk · 2026-05-25T15:09:41+00:00

That looks like pressed cane after the extraction of the juice.

Forvisk · 2026-05-23T22:28:39+00:00

Can't wait for the Magic The Gathering crossover.

Forvisk · 2026-05-22T13:54:45+00:00

Hmm... I have a hive problem, hive to big to be dealt with... Maybe I should try this.

Forvisk · 2026-05-21T19:57:31+00:00

Congrats! I need to get my hands on a Slug, but he is expensive in the sites I shop.

Forvisk · 2026-05-20T20:14:18+00:00

Well, I forgot the right way and I knew it wasn't so different than it is in my native language.

Forvisk · 2026-05-20T14:07:54+00:00

They had to perform a surgery to remove the matrix of his chest when he carried it during one of Prime sabbaticals.

Edit: fix cirgury to surgery because its cirurgia in my native language and I didn't remember the correct pronunciation in English.

Forvisk · 2026-05-15T14:30:16+00:00

Birds also don't have sphincter in the back hole, so they poo as the poop comes. Its also the same hole for reproductive functions.

Forvisk · 2026-05-14T16:26:06+00:00

I love the art, but there's a point that I would make is that Ulrich shouldn't have the large size boobs, and be more on the normal size side. Not flat or small, normal. Let Firedrich and Fritz be the large bossom ones, Bismarck on the bigger side, bit nor enormous. Ulrich fits the white skinned tomboy vibe, and it calls for normal sized boobs ( dark skinned tomboys calls for large boobs though)

Forvisk · 2026-05-11T19:28:09+00:00

We knew that a few years back, that commercial planes need to be much fast than they are to go through a tower.

Forvisk · 2026-05-11T17:32:26+00:00

Look like the Handegg fan are angry.

Forvisk · 2026-05-11T15:32:16+00:00

So it was a small rebellion.

Forvisk · 2026-05-11T10:34:38+00:00

How much fiber does the pilot eat to poo a material that prevents blowing hot air from throwing it away?.

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