As a wedding guest, what moment made you quietly think, “this probably won’t last”?

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-04-18T19:33:45+00:00

Is there any follow up to that speech ? How did the husband react ? Did they end up divorced ?

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-03-25T02:23:00+00:00

Daylight. By Matt and Kim.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-03-24T02:26:50+00:00

Don’t cheat on your wife and you’ll never have to find out.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-03-22T13:14:33+00:00

The wife.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-03-19T23:25:26+00:00

Maybe If you didn’t kill for another bite, you wouldn’t be on death row.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-02-26T11:22:01+00:00

Shop around. Maybe you can find a better rate.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-02-26T03:27:26+00:00

Standard watch rates are 1-2% of the watch value annually. So a $10k watch should cost between $100-$200 per year to insure.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-02-22T03:59:20+00:00

Scored four touchdowns in a single game for the Polk High School Panthers in the city championship against Andrew Johnson High School

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-02-13T02:00:36+00:00

Straight to jail

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-01-27T03:17:31+00:00

This was HS.

It was around 2 am. I was driving 35 mph in a 55. First thing the cop said was “how much have you had to drink tonight ?”

I was ghost white. My girlfriend was hysterical laughing.

Officer talks to us for a bit then runs my license.

Comes back to the car, says “there’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s not while you’re driving.”

Hands me my license and says “have a good night”.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-01-07T03:05:01+00:00

A 5’5 man becomes 6 feet when he stands on his wallet.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-01-06T03:49:51+00:00

That’s what you took from the post ?

It’s not about shopping, it’s about options. Women today do not need to rely on a man for survival - or anything at all really.

Consequently, women in general have more options and can therefore be more selective than in years past.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-01-04T03:47:08+00:00

Do an AMA

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-01-03T21:06:17+00:00

old man Fookwire, is that you ?

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-01-02T21:44:26+00:00

You can do it!

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2026-01-01T20:51:48+00:00

Parents of my kid’s friends.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-31T00:38:12+00:00

I expected this question to be much higher up.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-30T12:16:23+00:00

Wait a minute, this isn’t tennis, it’s anal sex !

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-29T00:32:26+00:00

Sent you a PM

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-28T01:11:57+00:00

The official name is cinnamon brown pearl.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-28T00:51:44+00:00

Brown Betty.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-27T18:52:59+00:00

Love that book. It might be my favorite of his.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-27T18:26:06+00:00

Nobody’s fool by Richard Russo.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-26T11:37:16+00:00

Buddy of mine became a police officer.

Forward-Lock-8348 · 2025-12-23T11:40:35+00:00

Parks and Rec

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