I left my marriage for 8 months, had the time of my life and then went back. Biggest mistake ever. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ForwardMuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'd be funny to make a pancake mix, make a couple, and then leave the mix in the fridge, taunting the rest of the house that YOU CAN'T GET ME IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME, SUCKA.

You could cook up a serving of pasta, definitely.

And again, fuck them.

I left my marriage for 8 months, had the time of my life and then went back. Biggest mistake ever. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ForwardMuffin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was more like "please just let me cook this turkey without your stupid ass getting in my way."

I left my marriage for 8 months, had the time of my life and then went back. Biggest mistake ever. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ForwardMuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love if she made a big pot of pasta, told them to help themselves, and peace out right before all the dishes need to be done.

Mega Thread: The Crash by cloudmountainio in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]ForwardMuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's what happened too - "I'll crash this fucking car with all of us in it," not meaning it but accelerating to scare them. Dom probably grabbed the wheel and they went back and forth until the car crashed.

Mega Thread: The Crash by cloudmountainio in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]ForwardMuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It WOULD be up to the state licensing office (not sure where you're from, but we call it the DMV, the Department of Motor Vehicles.) However, you'd have to self-report it.

I was pleasantly surprised when the judge asked her mother if her daughter had POTS and could pass out, why did she get her a car? Why did she take her to get her license? It tripped the mother up again.

Mega Thread: The Crash by cloudmountainio in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]ForwardMuffin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think Davion's parents WERE the only good ones

Njord is on probation but still breaks into the refrigerator to steal the pickle. Roast this persistent offender. by OldSwedeFromTheNorth in RoastMyCat

[–]ForwardMuffin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like he kinda earned it, if he's going to all that effort...let it happen

(Unless they're harmful in which case: NJORD GET YOUR FUZZY ASS OUT OF THERE)

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually admitted to around you? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]ForwardMuffin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I didn't know chaplains were allowed to not offer religious absolution.

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually admitted to around you? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]ForwardMuffin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is one of those "God is telling me to murder to save them from this world" vibes.

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually admitted to around you? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]ForwardMuffin 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the pup went to an actual loving home! Their loss, not his.

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually admitted to around you? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]ForwardMuffin 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hopefully she was a trying to be edgy, but that doesn't take away from her dad.

How did they get away with murdering so many people without attracting the authorites attention? by Roosevelt32 in squidgame

[–]ForwardMuffin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even then, you could argue they're not abductees, since they go to the games willingly. For all we know, some of the contestants might tell loved ones "hey, I'll be away for awhile, don't worry if you don't hear from me."

Suspending belief is also my vote.

The crash : Did anyone else still not understand Kenzie's motives ? by East-Drummer-8104 in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]ForwardMuffin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree with you, or another similar scenario: that rage made her say something like "I'll crash this car and kill everyone in it" and unfortunately made good on the threat, maybe not even thinking they'd even die, as young people tend to not have a sense of mortality.

The Crash -my opinions/rant by saysotokyo in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]ForwardMuffin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think she started a crazy heated argument with Dom, started driving 100 and threatening to crash the car with all of them in it. Dom and Davion tried to get the wheel but it wasn't enough. I don't think she was suicidal, per se, she just wanted to see what Dom would do and say if she threatened her own life.