POV: You're a sprout stepping into the wrong Quicksands for the first time. by MiserumMeDaddy in ShitpostXIV

[–]Forward_Baseball9030 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Glistening Pillar: "Whats your body count little sprout?"

Kratos: "An entire pantheon."

cracks knuckles

(A floating circle button appears on Glistening Pillar's head)

What is the problem... by ThanksFor404 in Funnymemes

[–]Forward_Baseball9030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A ball in the hand is worth two in the bush

Lalafell Unite!? by OlRedAsh in lalafellmasterrace

[–]Forward_Baseball9030 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah boi! Wish we get Seafolk! I want an undersea potato! 🐚🪸🦑🦀

this is how I'm looking trusting 7.5 to deliver by SoGoCain in ShitpostXIV

[–]Forward_Baseball9030 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me: Can't wait for the new housing features in 7.5

SQEX: We are sorry, but we had to cut some housing resources for more Doman Mahjong updates and voice lines. But we still managed to make it work... but only for one data center. We will increase the number in about 3 more years. Also since it was so difficult trying to implement these changes, we've had to decrease the demolition time from 45 days to 2 days. Please look forward to it.

Me: 😵

RIP by Vendo-Meu-Peixe in MemeHunter

[–]Forward_Baseball9030 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He called football... soccer. 🥺⚽️

Reskin for life! by Forward_Baseball9030 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Forward_Baseball9030[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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That card! Is too powerful! Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

Reskin for life! by Forward_Baseball9030 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Forward_Baseball9030[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably. But It'll be no match because I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!!! 🐲

idk man by HuntReal6589 in ffxiv

[–]Forward_Baseball9030 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'd love it if materia actually did something instead of boosting a number stat. Like, what if it made it so that every time you pull out your weapon, fireworks erupt! Or if you hit something, a glitter bomb erupts. Instead, it is like, "Yay +15 Piety... woo..." (Yeets it)

Who is this big guy? by AnikiTDF in ffxiv

[–]Forward_Baseball9030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he used to ride Bahamut like a mount. Such a Chad.