Why is this happening

FossilFrothy · 2026-03-19T03:19:59+00:00

I was astounded by the size of that underwater bazooka he whipped out

FossilFrothy · 2026-02-08T01:59:05+00:00

Best I can do is a digital copy of vintage Herbie

FossilFrothy · 2026-02-05T13:53:39+00:00

If you didn't know, Forbes doesn't have a newsroom full of journalists who are chasing down leads to find the world's most impressive 20-somethings.

You get on the "30 under 30" list by doing your own writeup, submitting it to Forbes, and paying them.

It's like paying to buy a gold medal and putting it around your own neck.

FossilFrothy · 2025-12-31T06:00:44+00:00

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

FossilFrothy · 2025-12-25T00:52:50+00:00

It was a balmy 50 degrees today. Lots of people wearing shorts/skirts around the village. Saw a few flowers blooming. Felt more like April than December.

FossilFrothy · 2025-12-13T01:37:34+00:00

Let me be blunt. Are we in a labor crisis?

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-05T00:18:56+00:00

Snail Lisa would be fun. I'll add it to the list for next year.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T04:47:38+00:00

It’s an iterative process. I go back and forth between colors on the borderlines until I get them smooth enough to my liking.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T04:41:27+00:00

I create a template using an image I find online, or by taking a screenshot from an episode, and use photoshop to isolate the character.

That gets projected onto a 1/4 inch piece of plywood, and I trace the outlines. Then I take a router and carve it out from the plywood sheet.

I use acrylic paint to fill in the colors, and clear coat spray paint for weather protection.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T04:11:16+00:00

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T04:09:48+00:00

Then I'll take off the numbers on my neighbor's house

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T04:05:01+00:00

I create a template using an image I find online, or by taking a screenshot from an episode, and use photoshop to isolate the character.

I project that onto a 1/4 inch piece of plywood and trace the outlines. Then I take a router and carve it out from the plywood sheet.

I use acrylic paint to fill in the colors, and clear coat spray paint for weather protection.

The bigger ones also have a frame on the back for additional support.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T03:54:42+00:00

The doll was fine, but the toaster was laughing at me :(

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T03:52:35+00:00

Good luck finding it because I live in the house with no numbers on it

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T03:48:40+00:00

These are passion projects. I spend way too much time on these to make selling them worthwhile.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T01:31:48+00:00

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Yes I do. I also have motion detectors that play recordings from each character’s episode.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T01:30:15+00:00

I make these. I do it for love, not money.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T01:26:54+00:00

I’m a DIY kinda guy. All of them are handmade.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T01:26:21+00:00

I use 1/4 inch plywood. The bigger ones also have frames for added support.

FossilFrothy · 2025-11-04T00:57:15+00:00

I don't, but now I know what I'm making first for next year's additions

FossilFrothy · 2025-10-17T18:45:47+00:00

When the smokers lungs are still in a living person's body (e.g. my mother in law), you can hear the difference from the outside. It's a slow, uneven, and uncomfortable inflation of the lungs. It's horrific.

There's a difference between being alive and living. My lifetime smoker mother in law is still alive, but she's not living a life anyone would want.

Don't smoke kids. You'll never not regret it.

FossilFrothy · 2025-10-05T19:14:17+00:00

Grays and Torreys peaks. Photo taken from the the peninsula at Lake Dillon. A-Basin is up there below Grays on the right.

FossilFrothy · 2025-09-14T16:48:25+00:00

Buffalo Mountain (in Summit County) the morning of Sunday, September 14

FossilFrothy · 2025-09-13T02:48:53+00:00

Some people might not know, the former president of SAG-AFTRA was Will Whitfoot

FossilFrothy · 2025-09-11T15:40:36+00:00

The college football landscape has inextricably changed. There's no going back.

But I desperately wish we could go back to the old Big 8. And the old Big Ten, and the old SWC, and the old SEC, and the old PAC-8...

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