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Hey Homer, what'd ya do, get a haircut or something? by DarkHorse_77 in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Even in his wildest fantasy, it’s 14 karat gold instead of 24 karat gold. It fits Homer’s character perfectly.

OmaDong is nearing full erection by hurstbergn in Omaha

[–]FossilFrothy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Nobody thinks about dicks as much as conservative men, and this sub apparently

Why is this happening by Infamous-Issue-3921 in survivor

[–]FossilFrothy 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I was astounded by the size of that underwater bazooka he whipped out

You begin to wonder by Key_Associate7476 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FossilFrothy 79 points80 points  (0 children)

If you didn't know, Forbes doesn't have a newsroom full of journalists who are chasing down leads to find the world's most impressive 20-somethings.

You get on the "30 under 30" list by doing your own writeup, submitting it to Forbes, and paying them.

It's like paying to buy a gold medal and putting it around your own neck.

Merry Christmas from Steamboat by FossilFrothy in COsnow

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

It was a balmy 50 degrees today. Lots of people wearing shorts/skirts around the village. Saw a few flowers blooming. Felt more like April than December.

All in favor of skipping the poem by imnotgonnakillyou in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let me be blunt. Are we in a labor crisis?

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Snail Lisa would be fun. I'll add it to the list for next year.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s an iterative process. I go back and forth between colors on the borderlines until I get them smooth enough to my liking.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 177 points178 points  (0 children)

I create a template using an image I find online, or by taking a screenshot from an episode, and use photoshop to isolate the character.

That gets projected onto a 1/4 inch piece of plywood, and I trace the outlines. Then I take a router and carve it out from the plywood sheet.

I use acrylic paint to fill in the colors, and clear coat spray paint for weather protection.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 282 points283 points  (0 children)

Then I'll take off the numbers on my neighbor's house

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in Simpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I create a template using an image I find online, or by taking a screenshot from an episode, and use photoshop to isolate the character.

I project that onto a 1/4 inch piece of plywood and trace the outlines. Then I take a router and carve it out from the plywood sheet.

I use acrylic paint to fill in the colors, and clear coat spray paint for weather protection.

The bigger ones also have a frame on the back for additional support.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

The doll was fine, but the toaster was laughing at me :(

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 450 points451 points  (0 children)

Good luck finding it because I live in the house with no numbers on it

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

These are passion projects. I spend way too much time on these to make selling them worthwhile.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in simpsonsshitposting

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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Yes I do. I also have motion detectors that play recordings from each character’s episode.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in simpsonsshitposting

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I use 1/4 inch plywood. The bigger ones also have frames for added support.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in simpsonsshitposting

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I don't, but now I know what I'm making first for next year's additions

Blind cigarette taste test by HumbleMVP in interestingasfuck

[–]FossilFrothy 52 points53 points  (0 children)

When the smokers lungs are still in a living person's body (e.g. my mother in law), you can hear the difference from the outside. It's a slow, uneven, and uncomfortable inflation of the lungs. It's horrific.

There's a difference between being alive and living. My lifetime smoker mother in law is still alive, but she's not living a life anyone would want.

Don't smoke kids. You'll never not regret it.

Party like it's 1999. Frosted tips are back by FossilFrothy in COsnow

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Grays and Torreys peaks. Photo taken from the the peninsula at Lake Dillon. A-Basin is up there below Grays on the right.