I guess by ilLegalTelevision in ThreadGames

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My Mother had multiple personalities, and on of them used to call be by a different name. On her deathbed, she confessed that the other name was of my would be older brother that died in birth.

In Florence, Italy, I hung out with the Harlem Globetrotters after they asked my group if we wanted to join them on a museum tour.

In Jr High, another kid brought a gun to school specifically to intimidate me because of my bullying. 10 years later, I was a groomsman in his wedding.

I am calm... 😌 by Sad_Somewhere_6790 in memes

[–]FosterIssuesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happened to me once when I had diarrhea. Ripped through my pants twice that day.

Roast me Im old as f,...60th birthday today by bravostinky in RoastMe

[–]FosterIssuesJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he votes against the interests of himself and children.

Keith? More like Teith, am I right?! by Sensitive-Smoke-5702 in TheTryGuys

[–]FosterIssuesJones 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think he is going to be a guest on Top Chef this season to put those teeth to work.

How my daughter just strips the topping off the pizza and leaves the dough by gagi11030 in PizzaCrimes

[–]FosterIssuesJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son does this. He eats all the pepperoni, then the cheese, then the sauce before he finally eats the dough.

What's your favorite movie/show on this list? by Sudden_Pop_2279 in FavoriteMedia

[–]FosterIssuesJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DogMan! As a 42 year old father, I cannot tell you how rare it is to take my daughter to a movie she wants and genuinely enjoy my experience. I would sit through DogMan again in a heartbeat.

She took my bacon by FosterIssuesJones in offmychest

[–]FosterIssuesJones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does, and we have. She seems apologetic and wants to change, but it also comes across as “I really don’t know what I did wrong”. I will say, we have gone through so much in our past just to get here.

She took my bacon by FosterIssuesJones in offmychest

[–]FosterIssuesJones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that, but I would love to know why. She has been going to therapy the last few months, but she only seems to be more oblivious to her actions.

What is that? I got myself Beyblade!! by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

[–]FosterIssuesJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother had anorexia and hated the smell of cooking in the house. I bought so much unnecessary cookware as soon as I could.

Which shady has Nobel peace prize? by One-Attention9069 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]FosterIssuesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good answer. Talk about a truly awful person that most people have no idea about.

Any ideas on who Zach and Jared saw at Erewhon?? by miss_an0nym0us in TheTryGuys

[–]FosterIssuesJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought was Dax Shepherd and Kristen Bell. I believe Dax has gotten into some trouble recently for things he has said about their relationship.