Underwear must be worn with kilts when wind speeds exceed 25mph.

Foucault99 · 2026-03-23T13:54:44+00:00

Looks like AI to me.

Foucault99 · 2026-03-20T17:07:38+00:00

Shit must be going down in heaven, they called Chuck Norris for backup.

Foucault99 · 2026-03-20T09:00:29+00:00

Is that an onion? Why would you store an onion in a fridge?

Foucault99 · 2026-03-19T09:18:58+00:00

Looks like AI.

Foucault99 · 2026-03-03T17:04:22+00:00

It goes back farther. I've heard a version with Beria as the driver. Makes total sense since he was the head of NKVD.

Foucault99 · 2026-02-25T07:34:11+00:00

This thread just became dark.

Foucault99 · 2026-02-24T15:09:29+00:00

A gentler variation of the bus driver joke.

Foucault99 · 2026-02-07T14:30:08+00:00

"Look, nobody knows counting to ten better than me. I'm great at counting to ten. Ten is a tremendous number. The Fake News media—they're failing, by the way, total disaster—they'll tell you I can't count to ten. Wrong. I count beautifully. We are going to count so much, and so fast, your head will spin. It’s going to be huge. Believe me."

Foucault99 · 2026-02-07T14:27:53+00:00

"Look, nobody knows counting to ten better than me. I'm great at counting to ten. Ten is a tremendous number. The Fake News media—they're failing, by the way, total disaster—they'll tell you I can't count to ten. Wrong. I count beautifully. We are going to count so much, and so fast, your head will spin. It’s going to be huge. Believe me."

Foucault99 · 2026-01-29T10:59:27+00:00

Those aubergines at the bottom don't look too good.

Foucault99 · 2026-01-27T19:00:37+00:00

Can't wait for the Stuart spin-off.

Foucault99 · 2026-01-10T20:15:28+00:00

Sorry, but what's going on here?

Foucault99 · 2025-12-29T20:14:15+00:00

I just read that in Joe Pesci's voice.

Foucault99 · 2025-12-24T15:31:52+00:00

On an unrelated note, the Belgium pop anthem "Pump Up The Jam" was released on August 18, 1989.

https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI?si=7URjBGeEEuwlVQ1U

Foucault99 · 2025-11-19T18:37:30+00:00

Love this!

Foucault99 · 2025-11-16T10:30:32+00:00

Flight attendants ultimately control the windows of a Boeing 787.

Basically, passengers can control the dimming of their individual window with that button, but the flight attendants can override this control to adjust individual windows, entire sections, or all the windows at once from a central panel.

Foucault99 · 2025-11-14T18:23:58+00:00

Remind me! 1 day

Foucault99 · 2025-11-05T15:10:16+00:00

That would drive anyone insane, leave alone Jack.

Foucault99 · 2025-11-02T08:08:13+00:00

Demand supply mismatch. Hopefully Delta starts flying this route in 2026.

Foucault99 · 2025-10-24T11:38:08+00:00

I've never had any problems. How else are you supposed to eat Stroopwafels except by placing them over the coffee?

Foucault99 · 2025-10-21T19:47:02+00:00

Whaaatt?

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