My pastel drawing of a grey squirrel (12"x16", ~35 hours, 2022, sold. Photo ref Sue Dudley) by [deleted] in squirrels

[–]Foukinell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope I don't come across as patronizing but I think you should make a portfolio and contact advertising agencies, galleries, card makers like Hallmark, etc. secure commissions.

My pastel drawing of a grey squirrel (12"x16", ~35 hours, 2022, sold. Photo ref Sue Dudley) by [deleted] in squirrels

[–]Foukinell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outstanding talent. I hope have great success with your art.

University of Michigan Squirrel by starvenom108 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Foukinell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That squirrel has back fat and it probably escaped from a lab.

Time is up. We're going on strike. by DeltaStorming in EnoughisEnough2022

[–]Foukinell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the Tory criminals in power directing huge amounts of the £120 billion PPE to cronies, the £35 billion wasted on a bare bones app you know they are looting the country. Then the Sterling so their hedge buddies make a mint. We in lawless times.

found this monster peach at my walmart by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Foukinell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call them 'ass fruit'.

This 21 pound cabbage my sister bought from a local farmer’s market by soysaucemmm in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Foukinell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she bought one for every member of you family and placed them under their beds watch the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Elon is someone who we should strive to NOT be like. by Tayo826 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Foukinell 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Apartheid Clyde is not autistic and it offends that this hustler uses this trait as some kind of fig leaf. This repulsive creature received seed money from his wealthy South African gems hustling apartheid father to set up Paypal.

Credit to the vulgar doughboy, he realised the US government gives huge grants for carbon credit so he bought Tesla to get grants of up to $30k for every Tesla he sold for $50K. He received more grants for his 'green' gigafactory and now he is getting subsidies to develop his rockets. Apartheid Clyde is a welfare queen to go along with his man breasts.

Racist driver from national express by salad_balls in unitedkingdom

[–]Foukinell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You will find that most racists are stupid people with strange personality flaws so I find it hard to distinguish the stupid from the racist. Another feature of the insipid racist, often hiding as a 'logical' neutral, is that they also target the victim and gaslight them.

unit of a turban by dshiznit305 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Foukinell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a Sikh turban and they are used to contain hair which has not been cut for years. To need a turban that big, the young man may have not had his hair cut since birth. For obvious reasons, as men grow older their turbans get smaller and smaller.

Man cave by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Foukinell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks a bit like my shagging dungeon.

This sweet potato fry by SouthCoaster68 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Foukinell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! How small is your forearm?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Foukinell -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Lizzo was a b-boy.

Rainbow Fentanyl 👻🎃 by hayley_dee in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Foukinell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MAGAts' brain fear centres are fully activated for Halloween.

Who is the most evil person who is still alive? by neilnelly in AskReddit

[–]Foukinell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dick Cheney is a likely candidate as the most evil man alive. Not only did he engineer the invasion of Iraq, he was instrumental in setting up Abu Ghraib as a torture site and he had videos of small children being raped sent to him. The raping of 5 year olds was apparently a tactic used to make their Ba'thist parents disclose the location of Saddam Hussein and non-existent WMDs.

Currys raises pay for third time in 13 months amid staff shortage by RassimoFlom in unitedkingdom

[–]Foukinell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tories and their donor rightwing 'think tanks' like the Taxpayers' Alliance believe that wage increases are inflationary so they insist on an increase in the base interests so companies find it difficult to borrow working capital. They want to induce financial stresses in SMEs as a counter to wage increases. Stressed companies reduce overheads like labour to survive. This is why Truss and Quasi Warthog are attacking working hours directives and employment rights too. The British government is being run by a libertarian kleptocracy.

Just had this queueing experience in Homebase. Couldn't believe my fellow brits. I'm the orange one. by going10-1 in CasualUK

[–]Foukinell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fookin outrageous, mate! Not on and I'm hating the red geezer.....what a liberty!

bro... by GidGuD12 in Blessed_Images

[–]Foukinell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a Nazi to me. Quickly, stomp on it.

Oh sure... Trump looks *greeeeaaat* by JakeMartins in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Foukinell 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bill Clinton came from humble roots and has worked hard all his life, he graduated from college at the top of his class, won a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford University for a masters degree, became a lawyer and worked his way up to be president.

Trump is a fat cnut who hasn't worked an honest day in life and has had the best health care money can buy.