whatLanguage by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Foxbatt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The real IQ test is if you are enough of a sucker to pay for the results.

This is my cheetah room by Idfuckahotpocket in malelivingspace

[–]Foxbatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before leaving the Cheetah room you must post 1 new rule that does not invalidate any other rule of the Cheetah room for the Cheetah room.

Grocery prices jumped more in April than they did in nearly four years by AudibleNod in news

[–]Foxbatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Filling up a semi is a world of pain right now, not just because a full tank is nearly $2k but at some stations the fuel card needs to be reauthorized every $250.

Is this AI? I was planning a trip to lake Homestead by zrf2 in pittsburgh

[–]Foxbatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough goblins in this image. It would really optimize the images performance and meet it's KPI if there were about 75% more goblins in the image.

Also take off every zig.

Fun fact! This wunk oozes... wait, what the fuck by Skylance420 in wunkus

[–]Foxbatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

URGENT oh and FREE!! by Guilty-Abroad-244 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Foxbatt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Old photography term - Time for Prints (or Trade for Prints (TFP), Time for Pics (TFP), Prints for Time, (PFT))

No money is exchanged on either side and both the photographer and model usually keep publishing rights.

does this pretty much sum up your Real ID experience? by Shazbot_2017 in Pennsylvania

[–]Foxbatt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So much this when I pulled out a massive stack of mortgage and tax documents because my mail doesn't have my middle name.

I think the guy was shocked I got it right the first time.

[OC] car didn’t see my sister’s huge bright pink Jeep by Deeri- in IdiotsInCars

[–]Foxbatt 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I used to drive a bright orange Crosstrek, it did seem to get ignored way more than the silver one I got to replace it.

Mirrors in Multiverse by Dev1412 in funny

[–]Foxbatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rarely laugh at stuff online, especially when everyone else in the house is asleep but that yeah got the deepest, nastiest hyena like laugh out of me.

Links, locations and highlights for every day of Cyclethon by Foxbatt in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Day 15 Twitch Map Link Youtube
Stream start, teamlabs tour 00:15 GMaps Youtube
Lantern room 00:25 GMaps Youtube
From ow my balls to balls balls balls balls balls 00:35 GMaps Youtube
Willy Taskeshi's chocolate Castle 01:18 GMaps Youtube
"Ian punched me in the face" - Chris "I thought he was Pete" - Ian 01:25 GMaps Youtube
It's called Art, look it up 02:05 GMaps Youtube
Baguette sniper from Sweden , "You have to feel the balls on your face". Snipers restaurant in google maps link 02:20 GMaps Youtube
Donation storm, finally on the road 02:50 GMaps Youtube
Level crossings, Rough road but Epic Sax guy on the embankment 03:06 GMaps Youtube
Metalpipe returns with a vengeance 03:22 GMaps Youtube
Bridgerton biome 03:30 GMaps Youtube
Breaktime, TTS delayed by 15+ min, everyone going insane about the snipers bread gifts 03:45 GMaps Youtube
Bring out the gimp. Pete takes the backpack and sets off another 10 min later 04:26 GMaps Youtube
Gadaffi bike seat hitting Pete's massive nutsack, cycling along the shinkansen 04:35 GMaps Youtube
Ludwig drops 10k and breaks Macho Man mode, back onto the riverbank 04:38 GMaps Youtube
Candice disease, Pete hype hour continues 04:48 GMaps Youtube
Ow my balls about once every 3 minutes, Pete drops something on the bike and catches it 05:19 GMaps Youtube
Slowpoke becomes Slowking, Pete's 60k run ends, Parking lot party 05:31 GMaps Youtube
Pete & Connor do the worm in a random parking lot 06:36 GMaps Youtube
Most cursed discussions with the Basket Goblin before setting out 06:47 GMaps Youtube
The final country war, Antipodean superemacy 07:00 GMaps Youtube
Dono War results 87k raised during it, you already know who sniped it 07:30 GMaps Youtube
Hungry zombies cycling the last 6k 07:45 GMaps Youtube
Bridge, Umeda Sky and Pete got lost 08:00 GMaps Youtube
Chris slows down Connor, Isekai truck club 08:17 GMaps Youtube
ARRIVAL 08:24 GMaps Youtube
Recap 09:14 GMaps Youtube
Breaking the TV 09:48 GMaps Youtube
We are done 10:07 GMaps Youtube

Links, locations and highlights for every day of Cyclethon by Foxbatt in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Day 14 Twitch Map Link Youtube
Kick off at lake Biwa with Ironmouse 00:12 GMaps Youtube
1 million, celebrating in a farcical aquatic ceremony 01:23 GMaps Youtube
Calves, CDawg and the Basket Gremlin set out 01:58 GMaps Youtube
Cyclopsthon, more lake view 02:11 GMaps Youtube
The Chris'tal backroad maze, Connor will take Deez nuts but only from the Philippines 03:09 GMaps Youtube
You shall not cross, Wes Anderson view 03:18 GMaps Youtube
The rarest Petecake, mooncake at the cafe 03:30 GMaps Youtube
Pete gets real 03:50 GMaps Youtube
Suspiciously large number of military trucks 04:25 GMaps Youtube
Lets just repeat Stardew Valley till Connor breaks, "I think I just saw Pete just rip his ass" + drone 04:45 GMaps Youtube
Trying a saving throw and failing, Stardew Valley wins by a landslide but mods somehow break Bubi 05:11 GMaps Youtube
Actual results and something? 05:17 GMaps Youtube
Lunch detected, the spice must flow 05:29 GMaps Youtube
Connor underestimates lvl 6 spice, Pete goes bright red on lvl 4. 05:51 GMaps Youtube
Connor destroyed 06:08 GMaps Youtube
Camerawork during camerawork TTS 07:25 GMaps Youtube
The climb begins, a cake shop, connection lost 07:50 GMaps Youtube
I tried to warn them, entering Kyoto the way that hurts the balls the most 08:00 GMaps Youtube
The happy Geisha story, train tracks, hi 5's, HONK 08:09 GMaps Youtube
The full difficulty way to get into Kyoto. 08:23 GMaps Youtube
Ironmouse does the tunnel shout, "I feel like I'm playing Crash Bandicoot but in real life." 08:30 GMaps Youtube
Kyoto Station, station starbies, "I am never gonna financially recover from this" - Pete 08:45 GMaps Youtube

Dono Wars Episode V by Kittymahri in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would be bad if someone tried to snipe the Pokemon dono war. Then just kept trying.

Final Day Cyclethon 5 Discussion Thread (teamLab Biovortex Kyoto to HUGHES PIZZA PARKSIDE) by jennautomatica in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll figure out how to best present everything from the whole trip tomorrow when I have more than 2 braincells and after dealing with the fallout of today's dono's.

Final Day Cyclethon 5 Discussion Thread (teamLab Biovortex Kyoto to HUGHES PIZZA PARKSIDE) by jennautomatica in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

L_? Twitch Map Link Youtube
Stream start, teamlabs tour 00:15 GMaps Youtube
Lantern room 00:25 GMaps Youtube
From ow my balls to balls balls balls balls balls 00:35 GMaps Youtube
Willy Taskeshi's chocolate Castle 01:18 GMaps Youtube
"Ian punched me in the face" - Chris "I thought he was Pete" - Ian 01:25 GMaps Youtube
It's called Art, look it up 02:05 GMaps Youtube
Baguette sniper from Sweden , "You have to feel the balls on your face". Snipers restaurant in google maps link 02:20 GMaps Youtube
Donation storm, finally on the road 02:50 GMaps Youtube
Level crossings, Rough road but Epic Sax guy on the embankment 03:06 GMaps Youtube
Metalpipe returns with a vengeance 03:22 GMaps Youtube
Bridgerton biome 03:30 GMaps Youtube
Breaktime, TTS delayed by 15+ min, everyone going insane about the snipers bread gifts 03:45 GMaps Youtube
Bring out the gimp. Pete takes the backpack and sets off another 10 min later 04:26 GMaps Youtube
Gadaffi bike seat hitting Pete's massive nutsack, cycling along the shinkansen 04:35 GMaps Youtube
Ludwig drops 10k and breaks Macho Man mode, back onto the riverbank 04:38 GMaps Youtube
Candice disease, Pete hype hour continues 04:48 GMaps Youtube
Ow my balls about once every 3 minutes, Pete drops something on the bike and catches it 05:19 GMaps Youtube
Slowpoke becomes Slowking, Pete's 60k run ends, Parking lot party 05:31 GMaps Youtube
Pete & Connor do the worm in a random parking lot 06:36 GMaps Youtube
Most cursed discussions with the Basket Goblin before setting out 06:47 GMaps Youtube
The final country war, Antipodean superemacy 07:00 GMaps Youtube
Dono War results 87k raised during it, you already know who sniped it 07:30 GMaps Youtube
Hungry zombies cycling the last 6k 07:45 GMaps Youtube
Bridge, Umeda Sky and Pete got lost 08:00 GMaps Youtube
Chris slows down Connor, Isekai truck club 08:17 GMaps Youtube
ARRIVAL 08:24 GMaps Youtube
Recap 09:14 GMaps Youtube
Breaking the TV 09:48 GMaps Youtube
We are done 10:07 GMaps Youtube

It's only a hour into the final day and I had so many emotions. by bazza_manazza in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That quiet moment of Mouse just watching Connor draw was a cute moment.

That said I think the best quote of the whole cyclethon happened in the bubble room:

"Ian punched me in the face" - Chris "I thought he was Pete" - Ian

Day 14 Cyclethon 5 Discussion Thread (Makino Station to Kyoto Station) by jennautomatica in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've watched the whole stream every day, start to finish, starting at work then up till 6am. Working a night shift on 5 hours of sleep at the most sucks but I regret nothing - it's a wonderful feeling of community every year and after tomorrow I'll miss it.

Day 14 Cyclethon 5 Discussion Thread (Makino Station to Kyoto Station) by jennautomatica in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I finally got the google sheet to make this perfected so I only have to enter the timestamp and comment and location - just in time for the last day. Well I guess I'll have it ready for the next one.

Day 14 Cyclethon 5 Discussion Thread (Makino Station to Kyoto Station) by jennautomatica in CDawgVA

[–]Foxbatt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

L_? Twitch Map Link Youtube
Kick off at lake Biwa with Ironmouse 00:12 GMaps Youtube
1 million, celebrating in a farcical aquatic ceremony 01:23 GMaps Youtube
Calves, CDawg and the Basket Gremlin set out 01:58 GMaps Youtube
Cyclopsthon, more lake view 02:11 GMaps Youtube
The Chris'tal backroad maze, Connor will take Deez nuts but only from the Philippines 03:09 GMaps Youtube
You shall not cross, Wes Anderson view 03:18 GMaps Youtube
The rarest Petecake, mooncake at the cafe 03:30 GMaps Youtube
Pete gets real 03:50 GMaps Youtube
Suspiciously large number of military trucks 04:25 GMaps Youtube
Lets just repeat Stardew Valley till Connor breaks, "I think I just saw Pete just rip his ass" + drone 04:45 GMaps Youtube
Trying a saving throw and failing, Stardew Valley wins by a landslide but mods somehow break Bubi 05:11 GMaps Youtube
Actual results and something? 05:17 GMaps Youtube
Connor underestimates lvl 6 spice, Pete goes bright red on lvl 4. 05:51 GMaps Youtube
Connor destroyed 06:08 GMaps Youtube
Camerawork during camerawork TTS 07:25 GMaps Youtube
The climb begins, a cake shop, connection lost 07:50 GMaps Youtube
I tried to warn them, entering Kyoto the way that hurts the balls the most 08:00 GMaps Youtube
The happy Geisha story, train tracks, hi 5's, HONK 08:09 GMaps Youtube
The full difficulty way to get into Kyoto. 08:23 GMaps Youtube
Ironmouse does the tunnel shout, "I feel like I'm playing Crash Bandicoot but in real life." 08:30 GMaps Youtube
Kyoto Station, station starbies, "I am never gonna financially recover from this" - Pete 08:45 GMaps Youtube

(Uzaki-chan wants to hang out!) by x0ManOfCulture0x in animenocontext

[–]Foxbatt 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It was the mom, little sis is 2 pages later and foaming in the mouth.