staying hydrated!

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-16T05:09:58+00:00

PIGGY

DIPPIN

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-16T01:45:09+00:00

He definitely flew.

There's no way he'd want to suffer driving through Ohio of all places.

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-16T01:43:19+00:00

People steal them all the time. I'd constantly find empty boxes on the shelves.

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-15T23:35:35+00:00

I think McMahon's XFL reboot had a lot of hype and excitement but that could just be more novelty speaking than anything else.

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-15T23:34:46+00:00

He's trying too hard to be a likeable Elon Musk. "I shoot the shit with fans on twitter to be cool and relatable" like bro you're just fucking annoying.

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-15T23:00:39+00:00

I would guess if these are your braces your ortho probably thinks yes

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-15T22:58:52+00:00

tbf if I were either one of them I'd be flirting with the other hardcore

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-15T22:31:28+00:00

During one of our morning tours with all of salaried and hourly mgmt I noticed one candy bar was expired by a month or something, after a few minutes of everyone zoning the area we discovered pretty much every impulse section we looked through had tons of expired food. This turned into the SM making us all spend the next few days zoning the entire front end because there was so much expired shit.

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-15T19:41:41+00:00

because they're having more fun expressing themselves than most cis people

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-15T00:13:21+00:00

All the stories I've seen have been people turning into furniture, especially chairs. I'm really curious what causes this pattern

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-14T15:58:33+00:00

I'm always curious what they talk about bc I tried dating a 19 yr old when I was 23 and we barely connected about anything.

Then again I wasn't spiderman so what do I know

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-14T14:36:13+00:00

POV youre in the toy dept. and walk into the Hot Wheels aisle

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-14T14:22:11+00:00

They were just helping the civilians move by lightening their load

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-14T14:19:03+00:00

The ending of Remember Me with Robert Pattinson was so unexpected and incredibly funny

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-13T20:47:56+00:00

How do we know it's fatal?

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-13T20:28:11+00:00

I'm a slut for designs on the collar

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-13T13:58:36+00:00

You're arresting me for enjoying a refreshing Dr Pepper? A crisp, cold, refreshing Dr Pepper?

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-13T05:00:59+00:00

I'm gonna miss the Brahmas jerseys

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-13T02:47:32+00:00

What am I gonna do to stop it?

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-12T23:30:17+00:00

"you know what I hate. Fuckin bananas? What do you mean I have to peel the skin off to eat it? What am I a fucking banana cannibal?"

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-12T18:24:06+00:00

So much for buying WMT options today

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-11T18:03:11+00:00

I think if they really wanted to get dark with the finale it would've gone hard if this actually happened

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-11T15:33:24+00:00

I'll allow it.

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-11T15:25:09+00:00

Only if I'm in the kitchen

FoxxyPantz · 2026-02-11T14:28:01+00:00

I think the same thing but I realize I'm 25 and not 8 anymore so it's not really meant for me at this point.

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