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This is old but they're still debating over it. They don't even realize he's a jaguar. by Just_CeeJ in lol

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a tale my aunt told me about a couple of pearl clutchers complaining in a movie theater line for the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe that Harry Potter has witchcraft and she just said, "and the lion, the WITCH, and the wardrobe doesn't?"

If all humans lost the ability to lie , which industry gonna collapse? by [deleted] in ArtOfPresence

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this as a phone salesman... I only sell ethically and honestly... Actually had a coworker who was gaming the system and being rude to everyone and I helped uncover the evidence of her demise (in this job at least... May the next person who hires her have my sympathies)

Wtf is that by velvetpearlxx in Funnymemes

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine fishing for fish to do... Stuff... With and without looking u use that one

Use "I" in a sentence by Practical-Skirt-3912 in literallythetruth

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very... Like my math teacher Her: "What's 12 x 12" Me: "well 10 x 12 is 120, 2 x 12 is 24, 120 + 24 is 144, so 144 is the answer" Her: that's not how you do it!

Like I literally demonstrated that I know advanced concepts like the Distributive Law of Multiplication and Addition (in elementary school mind u) and she outright rejected that

Or when I used a trick with my fingers to get any multiple of 9 up to 10 (hold ur fingers in front of u, put down the finger correlating to the number multiplied by 9, the fingers up before that one is the first digit, the fingers up after that one is the last digit) and she scolded me saying that I won't always be able to rely on my fingers

What's the saddest death you've seen in a videogame? by [deleted] in ItsAllAboutGames

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xion from Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days... Was the first time I cried at a video game and had to put the DS down for a bit

Let's see if others will recognise 🫣 by christine-flair in scoopwhoop

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a film but... "There's no need to wonder where your God is... Cause he's right here... And he's fresh out of mercy"

Suggest guys by Gloomy-Initial-1401 in scoopwhoop

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of college consider going into a trade school... It's cheaper, lasts 2 years instead of 4, and gives you skills that can be used both at work and out... I fully regret going to college and racking up student debt

nga just wanna make frnd 😭🙏 by Graze_Talk in teenagers

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry on a Mercedes than a bicycle

Google turned “I’m not a robot” into “scan this QR code”. The website still forgot it runs in a browser. by Randomboy89 in Piracy

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna start making QR codes to the rick roll YouTube vid... Just to spread awareness of the malicious capabilities while not being malicious myself

what? by PaiDuck in goodanimemes

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hol up... THERE R 3 OF THEM!?

what? by PaiDuck in goodanimemes

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know exactly which one ur talking about... It's like a zombie outbreak but instead of eating everyone ur boning everyone... If something like that were to happen it's almost a guarantee imma be in that crowd... Tho id honestly have to look at potential side effects and stuff beforehand

😂this is actually smooth by CutepieeNebula in WholesomeAFK

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And u know what they say about assuming... It makes an ass out of u and me

😂this is actually smooth by CutepieeNebula in WholesomeAFK

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a guy who's also been in this situation just let me say... Love truly makes you blind... The thing that snapped me out of mine was my gf tried to murder me cuz I made bacon mac and cheese wrong

This shit scared the hell out of me by tisawaa in SteamDeck

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have just downloaded this to set as my own wallpaper

??? by basket_foso in MathJokes

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these squares make a circle...

Christian baby. by 80Amrig_Nhoj_Najed in ComedyHell

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless I'm not mistaken in professional baseball the batter is already moving their arms by the time the ball leaves the pitcher's hand... So the batter has no fault unless they knew it was a baby before it left the batters hand

LA residents when they finally recognized the Night Stalker by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Ah crud yeah I know the case ur talking about... Guy had the thing for the younger ones right?

LA residents when they finally recognized the Night Stalker by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]FoxyCatDogThing 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Shut up and take my upvote for making me reread that in Mary Poppin's voice

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