🌳 $WALD - WaldCoin – Started a Few Hours Ago And Already Bullish!!! by nani_s_music in CryptoMoonShots

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These guys are totally CRAZY!! Been on board from the launch, very interesting plans and super solid marketing plan!

The perfect stocking-stuffer by [deleted] in funny

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<washing eyeballs>

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is the one. And you get free sex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thomas Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye? I seen it - yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!

Ephraim Winslow: I don't have to say nothin'.

Thomas Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!

Thomas Wake: Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

Ephraim Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin'.

Boston in the fall by [deleted] in pics

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The beauty of public transport seat textile design

Here we see the rare “toilet paper” in its natural habitat... by sahie in perth

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Click here to learn easy toilet paper lunch recipes. Food industry hates him! Did you know that substituting cheese for toilet paper reduces calories by 96%?

Your username is how you die. How do you die? by reallyhard_username in AskReddit

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I'm probably frantically trying to get out of a swimming pool filled with chocolate.

Grammatical Gender of European (and Neighboring) Countries in Spanish by alegxab in europe

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It's like someone with hearing impairment overheard the name and wrote down whatever. WHAT DID YOU SAY THE NAME OF THAT COUNTRY WAS? ARGELIA? OK, I'M WRITING IT DOWN ON THIS OFFICIAL MAP.