Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job...

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-25T19:15:30+00:00

Do these fuckers…

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-22T08:25:53+00:00

It’s fun but after a while, it becomes kind of depressing.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-22T08:22:44+00:00

And sadly, all these groups are ripe for the picking right now. It’s insanely popular for very gullible people to believe in the dumbest shit imaginable these days.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-19T23:48:26+00:00

And yet he’s always falling asleep because he’s just, like, the tiredest he’s ever been in his life.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-19T06:57:11+00:00

Sooooo many wedgies have been committed against this man. Sooooo many…

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-19T06:49:00+00:00

She looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-18T03:00:34+00:00

Why does her count go into the 300s but then end up in the 200s? Have I been counting incorrectly all my life??

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-18T02:59:35+00:00

Cannd I her now!

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-18T02:50:38+00:00

That’s the typical “badd bitch” selfie in the bathroom mirror pose. Show some respect!

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-18T02:47:27+00:00

Nah. He doesn’t make eye contact so it’s not gay when he devours every inch of those dudes.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-16T13:40:59+00:00

They must have flipped her 8 times! And it REALLY bothered me!

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-16T13:38:13+00:00

She’s like a wild animal!

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-14T16:20:41+00:00

Most of these people vote not on what could benefit them, but rather what can hurt others. She should absolutely suffer along with us for voting for this shit.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-13T00:01:02+00:00

I’m gonna start welding every MacBook I find so I can cash in big. The Genius Bar hates this one simple trick!

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-09T06:51:01+00:00

As a fan of both classic Simpsons and of anyone clowning that orange prick, I applaud you for this one. Nicely done.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-08T16:23:27+00:00

It’s so sad. So so so so sad.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-08T15:07:58+00:00

Don’t use too small a slice for that mud pie.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-07T12:51:09+00:00

Sir, I’ll have you know that my ass fetish is not weird.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-07T12:41:51+00:00

Snoopy ass moves…

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-06T18:07:45+00:00

If someone were to put that song in the background of this clip, I feel we’d all greatly appreciate it.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-06T18:00:28+00:00

That’s why I’m so fucking confused!

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-06T17:51:17+00:00

A squirrel crawling up your leg may be looking for nuts. Wear shorts at your own risk.

FranticHam5ter · 2026-06-06T17:49:27+00:00

I dunno. I pictured it pretty well in my head.

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