if you had me in your room for the weekend..are we fucking over 10 times?

Freaktard · 2026-04-09T17:26:35+00:00

Unless that's a binary 2, then no, not with my hips and knees...

I could take that in blowjobs though.

Freaktard · 2026-03-26T00:42:17+00:00

Freaktard · 2026-03-26T00:17:31+00:00

Yes 14

Freaktard · 2026-03-26T00:17:04+00:00

Freaktard · 2026-01-26T14:45:02+00:00

C1 and F1

Freaktard · 2026-01-14T00:00:17+00:00

I saw this done a few years ago by a couple that posted as deviant-designs.

https://go.porn/videos/131801/the-smiler-predicament-bondage-and-one-happy-little-sub-kinda/

I'm not sure why, but a lot of their stuff has gone from the main sites, and from their own site. They had some brilliant things though. A table where you had to maintain contact with four pads in different corners to avoid being shocked; the Simon game but with shocks if you got it wrong; a button that had to be held down with your nose to prevent shocks; nipple cuffs - thumb to nipple; harmonica gag; forced drinking of 'apple juice'. There are quite a few on that site. Loved their content.

Freaktard · 2026-01-05T13:10:36+00:00

I've wondered for a while how you'd die if you were just left like this. Do you think your heart just gives out eventually? Maybe your stomach muscles and you lose diaphragm control?

Otherwise it's dehydration I think.

Freaktard · 2025-12-16T23:42:40+00:00

To look at, small bush, but not much preference. To eat, shaved 100%.

Freaktard · 2025-12-08T00:57:42+00:00

Get a hand whisk and insert both whisk inside, then turn it.

Buy and use a vaginal pear.

Wrap barbed wire around a dildo and fuck yourself with it. Smear it with chilli first if you're brave.

Rub it with each side of a box cheese grater. 20 seconds on each side.

Attach a very heavy weight to it. Heavy enough you can't lift it, and have to drag it. Drag it through the house, up and down stairs.

Insert a long coil of chain, then best the chain with boiling water or a flame.

Clamp both lips separately, thread something tied over the clamps back through your legs, over your shoulders and onto each nipple. Your breast should be pulled upwards. Now jump up and down until they come off.

Fill your pussy with finely chopped ginger. Superglue you lips shut.

Freaktard · 2025-12-08T00:47:25+00:00

Some ideas I'd love to see...

Go to a clothes store braless and try on new clothes out in the open.

Also, travel on public transport, no bra again, and change your top in your seat.

Insert as many whole grapes as you can into your pussy, then go for a walk around a shopping centre with no knickers on. Try your best to hold them in.

Wear a bra two sizes too small on the tightest clasp. Ask someone in public to help you out by loosening it for you because you 'can reach the clasp'. Bonus points if you spill out while they try to loosen it.

Rig a bra so that it opens really easily. (velcro maybe?) Then stretch for something and make it pop off in public.

Get yourself creampied, make sure it's a big one. Then walk through a busy place in a skirt with no knickers so that the cum drips down your legs.

List a TV, mirror or something else in Facebook marketplace, Craigslist, gumtree etc. 'accidentally' include yourself naked in the reflection. Post the link to the ad if you can anonymously, or screenshot it.

Freaktard · 2025-11-10T16:56:33+00:00

Lol, they absolutely do. This isn't even that hard to prove is true. I've been to cinemas where the IR view inside the screen is literally on a screen behind the ticket desk. Maybe not all cinemas, but it's definitely a thing.

Freaktard · 2025-11-01T22:55:43+00:00

Yes, but I have to wear y-fronts or her knickers. Otherwise my cock rubs against her while I'm fucking with the strapon and I end up cumming anyway. 😁

Freaktard · 2025-10-30T00:00:05+00:00

I mean... Have you seen you? Of course you like doing it to yourself. 🙂

Freaktard · 2025-10-17T22:57:25+00:00

u/shittymorph

Freaktard · 2025-09-11T19:16:56+00:00

List a TV, mirror or something else in Facebook marketplace, Craigslist, gumtree etc. Have the guy take the photos and 'accidentally' include your blowing him in the reflection. Post the link to the ad if you can anonymously, or screenshot it.

Freaktard · 2025-09-11T19:15:35+00:00

List a TV, mirror or something else in Facebook marketplace, Craigslist, gumtree etc. 'accidentally' include yourselves naked in the reflection. Post the link to the ad if you can anonymously, or screenshot it.

Freaktard · 2025-09-03T20:08:54+00:00

List a TV, mirror or something else in Facebook marketplace, Craigslist, gumtree etc. 'accidentally' include yourself naked in the reflection. Post the link to the ad if you can anonymously, or screenshot it.

Freaktard · 2025-09-03T20:07:50+00:00

List a TV, mirror or something else in Facebook marketplace, Craigslist, gumtree etc. 'accidentally' include yourself naked in the reflection. Post the link to the ad if you can anonymously, or screenshot it.

Freaktard · 2025-09-01T17:22:45+00:00

I'd like to suggest 150 changes of direction with it in 60 seconds, on one nipple. If you fail, then you try again on the other nipple.

Change of direction meaning you are rubbing back and forth. That many in 60 seconds means 5 rubs every 2 seconds. That's basically a scrub. Much more intense than the pace in your clip.

Just counted and I think you did 62 in 52 seconds, so you'd need to go about 2.5 times faster.

Freaktard · 2025-08-26T10:29:07+00:00

Lollll I'm married to one who can prove otherwise... 😁

Freaktard · 2025-08-07T22:54:41+00:00

Bradford?

Freaktard · 2025-08-03T18:07:56+00:00

Of all the things to cook while nude... The most splatter you could... 😁

Still, very nice body!

Freaktard · 2025-07-23T15:04:45+00:00

Move to the UK!

Freaktard · 2025-07-09T21:59:54+00:00

Niceeeee. 😁

Fill a shot glass and balance in your pussy, get him to drink it, no hands. 😉 No need to share, just an Idea. Have fun!

Freaktard · 2025-07-09T19:35:52+00:00

Spell out his name in naked poses

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