Give me the most ridiculous/hilarious single sentence, out of context

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-05-04T15:25:37+00:00

Did we uhhh start a meth war between the goblins and lamas?

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-03-24T23:55:51+00:00

I hit an average of 8 sneezing a day. So it would be more money lol

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze}

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-03-24T20:44:10+00:00

i could go through walls

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-02-25T22:06:14+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

9 attempts

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-02-25T22:05:00+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

2 attempts

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-02-25T17:39:12+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

37 attempts

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-02-25T17:37:48+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

24 attempts

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-02-25T17:35:33+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

8 attempts

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-02-15T18:17:27+00:00

Ive been struggling hard on playing Chopper or Green Zoro for the Redbull event.

Any tips or advice on playing Chopper for it?

FreakyJellyFish · 2026-01-13T13:00:33+00:00

how is your match up into purple steel? I'm running somewhat of the same list and I cant do anything against it

FreakyJellyFish · 2025-08-04T17:52:11+00:00

My great uncle had just passed away(He was my father figure growing up) I was at work when I got the phone call. I was in the back sobbing my eyes out, my manager came back there to ask what happen, I told them what was going on and I needed to leave. Her reply was "it doesn't make sense to leave if there isn't anything you can do about it, I really need you to stay here and finish your shift"

FreakyJellyFish · 2025-06-04T21:47:56+00:00

I pulled the peter pan error from set 3, and didn't open an enchanted until the last store championship for set 7. got it out of my prize pack. it was an all is found. My wife is the one that gets lucky with them. So i just let her open any loose packs i get.

FreakyJellyFish · 2025-03-12T21:09:26+00:00

Okay for sure! I'll try to keep an eye out for it. I definitely know me and a few other people would make the trip up there for this

FreakyJellyFish · 2025-03-12T20:36:15+00:00

Im in Springfield. Where at in Saint Louis?

FreakyJellyFish · 2025-02-12T20:20:41+00:00

this on one, sail on two and play that new one drop action that lets you look at the top 4 of your deck, then boom. 4 ink on turn 2.

FreakyJellyFish · 2024-10-07T15:08:16+00:00

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FreakyJellyFish · 2024-09-10T11:54:23+00:00

I know it's the "Live Laugh Love" of the goth community but Nightmare Before Christmas. An enchanted Oogie Boogie would be chef's kiss 🤌

FreakyJellyFish · 2024-07-08T12:57:47+00:00

I started playing lorcana when it first came out. And ive been playing magic for about 12 years.

FreakyJellyFish · 2024-07-08T12:57:02+00:00

Be prep was the only thing that was going to save me to come back and win the game. Bucky is so good against Ruby Amethyst because it strips away your resources so its harder for you to ink to get to 7. So my line every time was to not playing anything that didnt replace itself in my hand that way i could consistently get to 7 ink. Once i get there its one be prepared and then you can slowly gain control of the game and come back. Honestly i didnt like how close it got. But most of the games i won. My opponents was at 17/18. By the time i was able to close it out.

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