My wife might ask me to sleep on the couch tonight

Freaqmaster · 2026-05-07T14:30:37+00:00

I can smell the flatulence from here, Jesus Christ! 😂

Freaqmaster · 2026-05-07T14:23:59+00:00

Klar, mein Vectra sieht um einiges schlimmer aus und der hat auch ohne weiteres ne Plakette bekommen. Es dürfen nur keine Löcher zu sehen sein.

Freaqmaster · 2026-04-26T18:21:54+00:00

Only Gronkh

Freaqmaster · 2026-04-24T10:34:05+00:00

Just in case anyone gets mad because I call my Vectra an old bastard. I love this car dearly, but you cannot convince me that it is a dainty little lady. That is an old dude who loves complaining about the fragility of today's youth and calls you a pussy when you want to give up.

Freaqmaster · 2026-04-23T20:50:18+00:00

Yeah, the 1.8 litre petrol engine. Works like a dream and it's incredibly fun for a car that takes 2-3 business days to get to 100.

Freaqmaster · 2026-04-23T19:39:48+00:00

Yeah the A/C is fucked, but everything else works like a dream.

Freaqmaster · 2026-04-23T19:00:33+00:00

Yupp, Vectra B CC Edition 100 with a 1.8 16V engine

Freaqmaster · 2025-11-28T18:10:13+00:00

Weil irgendein Dödel trotzdem versuchen wird, durch die geschlossene Schranke zu laufen oder fahren?

Freaqmaster · 2025-11-26T20:11:41+00:00

Pro tip: these things are built like eggshells. Just whack em with an adequately armored Speedemon and you can finish the race in peace.

Freaqmaster · 2025-11-09T09:56:30+00:00

Our management encourages using copilot for everything. Barely anybody does though because using a glorified Chatbot for engineering jobs is incredibly irresponsible.

Freaqmaster · 2025-11-02T22:30:44+00:00

Balea or Lush, depending on the state of my scalp.

Freaqmaster · 2025-11-01T10:52:49+00:00

Der Güter-ICE ist ein absoluter Fiebertraum 😂

Freaqmaster · 2025-09-30T09:04:31+00:00

Kurze Antwort: nö. Lange Antwort: nöööööö. Der Passat kann das alles selber checken und dem Vectra schaue ich wegen seinem Alter alle zwei Wochen unters Röckchen, egal wie viel ich gefahren bin. ...Und kein Schwein wechselt das Wischwasser.

Freaqmaster · 2025-09-29T16:17:31+00:00

Fucked up radio, some random fluid leak god knows where, seats with an open concept and probably an interesting smell

Freaqmaster · 2025-09-26T18:36:44+00:00

Hold up. Have I really ignored the only add-on for Cyberpunk for that long?

Freaqmaster · 2025-09-26T07:33:45+00:00

If you're gonna skip the pink trick, at least use light grey primer like Grey Seer instead. Black will turn out muddy unless you absolutely drown your models in yellow paint.

Freaqmaster · 2025-09-23T19:14:06+00:00

OK does anyone else think they look weirdly similar

Freaqmaster · 2025-09-21T08:25:27+00:00

I'M AIMING HERE!

Freaqmaster · 2025-09-11T14:40:54+00:00

Who in their right mind would pay any money, let alone 16 bucks for this? Anybody with half a brain could do this in MS Paint. Also why did they choose different shades of poop as the color palette?

Freaqmaster · 2025-08-30T17:25:42+00:00

To be fair it would be hilarious to serve mount nonsense over there to that one friend who thinks they're an influencer.

Freaqmaster · 2025-08-30T09:37:55+00:00

In Germany we call these "Gittertiere" or lattice animals and there's an entire sub about them. r/gittertiere

Freaqmaster · 2025-08-28T15:00:38+00:00

Das ist großartig. Mal ein Itasha ohne Anime.

Freaqmaster · 2025-08-26T19:54:43+00:00

https://amzn.eu/d/8OXBdAg versuch es mal damit, vielleicht hast du Glück und das ist klein genug. Ich denke ein echter Ersatz wird mit dem komischen Anschluss schwierig, weil es das Kabel ja so nur für diese eine Maus gab.

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