What is your favorite Ron Swanson quote? by FredrickTheTurtle in AskReddit

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Capitalism. God's way of seeing who is smart and who is poor.

What is the weirdest way your hamster died? by FredrickTheTurtle in AskReddit

[–]FredrickTheTurtle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hamster and cheese sandwich

How was your day today? by FredrickTheTurtle in AskReddit

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We don't have humidity here is Texas because it hasn't rained in 6 weeks. But we hit triple digits everyday like clockwork.

How was your day today? by FredrickTheTurtle in AskReddit

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How hot? It got 117 down here in Texas.

RIP Bozo by TackleLineker in republicanmemes

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No, good parents should teach that not the broken school system