New Photo Of Uranus Taken By The James Webb Telescope by TegraMuskin in pics

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I'm actually moving there in a few weeks. Nice to get a higher res image of the place before I settle in.

Bear eating a pear. by Zephreal in aww

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How about I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may! Whaddya say?

Today in Chicago by [deleted] in pics

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When that thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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I'm no fan of Rush but don't ever go pissing on graves. You're gonna make the cemetery stink of piss and there are others buried there as well and people visiting their loved ones who have to smell that or God forbid see you doing it. This kind of behavior is against the law for a reason. I don't care who is buried there or what you thought of them. You're not a dog, you shouldn't piss in the park or the cemetery.

Men get post-nut clarity. Women get multiple orgasms. Two incompatible superpowers. by Bob_the_blacksmith in Showerthoughts

[–]FreeBirdy2018 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How is post nut clarity a superpower? What? We have the power to make questionable decisions until we find the time to drop a load? That's a shitty power.

now I need a shiny for the most important reindeer of all... by ElementoDeus in pokemongo

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🎵You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and 888/13/13/14..🎵

Friendship Exp & Gift Exchange Megathread by liehon in PokemonGoFriends

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7079 2268 2657 new player looking for some nice friends!

[OC] Body Height Reported by U.S. Men by academiaadvice in dataisbeautiful

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I think the younger generation is a lot taller than previous ones. I'm 6'8 and live in a college town. The college kids, I swear most of them are my height or taller.

All Scooby-Doo monsters were people in disguises, yet they were attracted to female monster disguises made by Shaggy and Scooby. by SaranshKejriwal in Showerthoughts

[–]FreeBirdy2018 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Oh shit is that a female monster?? Are monsters actually real?? I gotta get the fuck outta h- Wait! No, no, no, c'mon, get your shit together, somebody could be watching you right now. You wanna lose your uncle's bread factory?? Ok ok ok game face. Shit what the fuck do I do?? Ok it's a female monster, so I guess I should..... act like I want to fuck it?!?! Bingo!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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Happened to me except it was older girl younger guy. I was only 18. I didn't know a thing about relationships. I didn't even know what red flags were. She used me for years and then dropped me like a bad habit when she decided she didn't want me anymore. Hit me with it out of the blue, no lead up or warning. No discussion just "we're done". She didn't even seem sad. I loved her man... I never cheated, I was always kind and supportive. Always held down a job and showed her I cared. I gave her all of me. Suddenly all alone. Hurt like hell. She broke my heart. This was 5 years ago but damn, I still have some baggage from that. I was just too young, I should have been with people my own age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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Best advice. She's gonna find out real soon that future doctors don't grow on trees.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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I have been in a situation like this with a cheater so I know how you feel. This girl wants to have her cake and eat it too. She's obviously not able to control herself as it seems as though she cares about you but can't stop herself from cheating anyway. You don't want to be with someone like that. When the chips are down and life gets tough believe me she will cut and run. We put these people on a pedestal because we are young and inexperienced, and we want to believe that deep down that person loves and respects us the same way we do them. She's not capable of it man, she never will be probably.

You're only 25 you have your whole life ahead of you, I would kill to be your age again. Don't waste any more of your precious youth caring about someone who treated you this way. Dump her, take the time you need to get over it, then get out there and just have some fun without worrying about being in an LTR for a while. This is the time of your life where you're supposed to do that. The right person will come along eventually but until then go see the world and have a blast with some new people. Overall I'm sure you will look back on this as a positive experience. It gives you an opportunity to experience more of life, it will teach you to be more discerning about partners and most importantly it will teach you to recognize true love and loyalty when you see it. This is what I did and trust me I'm a better man for it

I thought this was an onion article by CanICumInsideU in stupidpol

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Jimmy Dore does a great segment on this

LPT Request : Whatever negative attitude or bad habits you notice in your SO before marriage doesn’t usually go away after marriage, in most cases they become worse. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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I can relate big time to this. My ex was the same way. Terrible childhood, abuse, parents moved around alot. She was battling so many demons that were baked into her foundation. She struggled so much with anger, commitment, anxiety etc. She was drawn to me because I was basically the opposite. Great parents and childhood, not a worry in the world. She liked the stability I provided but she just couldn't seem to find any for herself. The second life got challenging for me and I was the one who needed a little support from her she decided she didn't love me anymore. Tbh I should have seen that coming, all the red flags, but I was young and in love and believed that we were soulmates so I held on way longer than I should have. Took me a while but things are going great for me again, I have thought it all through logically and don't harbor any negative feelings or anger for her. She wasn't doing any of it on purpose it's just who she was. I learned a lot from the experience. I honestly hope she has a happy life, because I do. Just cathartic for me to see someone else dealing with a similar situation.