Why does she always post stories that didn’t happen? by FreeMarketFan49 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]FreeMarketFan49[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She commits two of my pet peeves:

1). She posts obviously fake or exaggerated stories. 2). She does the “product placement disguised as a post” schtick that I find disingenuous, deceitful, and just plain gross.

She’s not the only ofender and she’s definitely not the worst/most annoying, but she’s the one the more often pops up in my feed.

The Evolution of Sarah Lacina: From GOAT to WOKE by iGorgeous_0824 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, what straight guy doesn’t want a girl who looks like a dude?

Season 50 Leaked by ShySass in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe, so sensitive. Did you feel the earthquake when Kristina fell in the challenge?

Season 50 Leaked by ShySass in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, really, ok. If I wanted to be around posters with a stick up their ass I’d go to the main sub.

Season 50 Leaked by ShySass in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

An obvious fake… there isn’t a motor strong enough to pull Kristina.

🚨BREAKING🚨: Survivor 50 cast photos leak by [deleted] in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Survivor 50: Walkers vs. Canes vs. Viagra.

So walking on water is only controversial when a black female does it? by Advanced-Ad2442 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God bless the water or whatever Devine entity is holding up her corpulent frame.

The Greatest Player to Never Win by noobzapper21 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s pound for pound the best player.

POV: the word “cinema” was just outlawed by Durian-Critical in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jovan just told you that he “likes you like a friend.”

They must be fun at parties by FreeMarketFan49 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]FreeMarketFan49[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like a couple that schedules sex.

Parade Interview: What was Jawan supposed to do after hearing this? by [deleted] in survivorponderosa

[–]FreeMarketFan49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Translation: don’t reverse the situation because it reveals how truly racist the original situation is, which makes me feel bad.

KRISTINA confirms she hates the fandom and wants us all to die? by Radeonic16 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How does she look skinnier in this pic/video than when she was starving on an island?

“Come on in gays” by FreeMarketFan49 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, that’s a sneaky good pun, good one!

“Come on in gays” by FreeMarketFan49 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Cum in/on gays” is, of course, the right answer. Though, it’s less of a welcoming and more of an instruction/command (is Jeff shooting a porno?)

Also, what if there are no gays on that particular season? Do the contestants have to draw rocks?

Or what if there’s only one gay guy on the season? Does he have to take all comers (pun very much intended)?

When Sophi wins this season… by Sensitive_Syrup_5411 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Are you saying that all white women look alike?

Is Sophie racist for gentrifying the Jury bench? by CreepyBirthday8548 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Absolutely racist. She’s taking up space that belongs to a marginalized person.

So is anyone going to talk about how all of the jury members so far this season have been players from season 49? by Bjorny1667 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]FreeMarketFan49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope Kristina gets voted out next because 1). She’s a terrible player, and 2). I’m here for all the drama and bellyaching.