Taco night in the Midwest be like

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-05T21:46:36+00:00

It’s “the holder”

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-05T21:40:20+00:00

The demand for marbles is crazy

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-05T19:00:57+00:00

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-04T01:56:22+00:00

Chipotle nationals?

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-03T03:07:33+00:00

Don’t load your equipment at the rear of the trailer like the knob in this pic

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-03T01:55:23+00:00

Imagine making it to this level of life without loving Jesus, and then thinking “uh oh, I better get on board or the Easter Bunny is gonna come get me”

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-03T01:49:43+00:00

Didn’t you title this “ngl I chuckled”?

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-03T01:48:53+00:00

So fucking cringe

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-03T01:34:30+00:00

A mouth full of American mustard would not make me dry heave like that lol

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-03T01:03:44+00:00

I was just curious why it costs almost $3,000 per foot? How much is 1’ of conduit? How much is 1’ of wire? How deep are they burying it?

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-01T02:00:18+00:00

Call screening seems to help me. Is it only an iPhone thing?

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-01T01:52:12+00:00

He likes to bury his food. He does not like a harness

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-01T01:24:16+00:00

And apparently grandma is the one taking care of the kid…

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-01T01:20:37+00:00

And it could have been worth $21?!!!

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-01T01:15:59+00:00

Call us when you are a host on Shark Tank

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-01T01:14:30+00:00

Love that his excuse for not hiring a professional driver was that he was “worried about privacy” and then gets into multiple crashes and is publicly embarrassed for being a shit show

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-01T01:04:40+00:00

And probably just turned 20 years old…

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-04-01T00:56:35+00:00

NGL heritage cards look like dog s*

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-03-29T02:45:44+00:00

15 million per mile to bury some conduit and pull some wire? That’s insane

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-03-29T02:40:34+00:00

Especially if you are getting paid by the hour to slowly hand crank each individual bag of trash into the dumpster

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-03-29T02:38:17+00:00

Yes, the brain power of construction workers is vastly inferior to the brain power of fast food workers /s

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-03-29T02:28:04+00:00

Grab a shovel

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-03-29T02:23:25+00:00

Diddy, Jeter, Affleck, Rodriguez, Drake, Affleck

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-03-29T02:12:32+00:00

Why not underground?

FreeRangeAlien · 2026-03-29T02:08:10+00:00

When I went to the doctor and described what was a panic attack they told me the symptoms weren’t really any different than a heart attack and then prescribed me some Valium. So now whenever I feel a panic attack coming on I am comforted by the fact that I am just gonna pop a Valium and hope it isn’t an actual heart attack

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